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[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that..." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar…." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place", ">\n\nGood, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place", ">\n\nGood, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces.", ">\n\nLet’s hope they don’t grow up to be just as stupid and worthless as their mothers as well." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place", ">\n\nGood, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces.", ">\n\nLet’s hope they don’t grow up to be just as stupid and worthless as their mothers as well.", ">\n\nEven with the plastic surgery those women are not what I would call beautiful." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place", ">\n\nGood, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces.", ">\n\nLet’s hope they don’t grow up to be just as stupid and worthless as their mothers as well.", ">\n\nEven with the plastic surgery those women are not what I would call beautiful.", ">\n\nThey'll be kept alive so their mom's can harvest their fat to inject." ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place", ">\n\nGood, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces.", ">\n\nLet’s hope they don’t grow up to be just as stupid and worthless as their mothers as well.", ">\n\nEven with the plastic surgery those women are not what I would call beautiful.", ">\n\nThey'll be kept alive so their mom's can harvest their fat to inject.", ">\n\nIts not babies that will get out it will be literal plastic and makeup" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place", ">\n\nGood, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces.", ">\n\nLet’s hope they don’t grow up to be just as stupid and worthless as their mothers as well.", ">\n\nEven with the plastic surgery those women are not what I would call beautiful.", ">\n\nThey'll be kept alive so their mom's can harvest their fat to inject.", ">\n\nIts not babies that will get out it will be literal plastic and makeup", ">\n\nThat is also the case when some artist remodels her face\nAnd then expect to have children that are beautiful, but won't look like the mother" ]

[ "This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.", ">\n\nThey'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's", ">\n\nBruh not even the moms look like the moms", ">\n\nThat’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom.", ">\n\nEr Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads?", ">\n\nI don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc", ">\n\nI have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward.", ">\n\nI made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned", ">\n\nmy tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first", ">\n\nThis post made me realize why I was always like \"...why do they look nothing alike...\" when seeing most celebrities with their kids.\nThank you for the puzzle piece.", ">\n\nOn that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies", ">\n\nMy first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like \"That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie\"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid", ">\n\nAt first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.”", ">\n\nGod, same. Maybe because of the memes of \"Kris with her grandchildren\"", ">\n\nWell, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd", ">\n\nThis is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift.", ">\n\nIt was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s.", ">\n\nIs your nose even fully grown by 16?", ">\n\nYour nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc)", ">\n\nUgh.. yes. Mine is only getting larger at the tip.", ">\n\nOh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad.", ">\n\nIf they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult.", ">\n\nLaughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem.", ">\n\nThe pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5!", ">\n\nI didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol.", ">\n\nIn fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol", ">\n\nOh, well, I didn't realize that either haha", ">\n\nI think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. \nBut yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with", ">\n\nI just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao", ">\n\nYes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous.", ">\n\nTheir mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common.", ">\n\nI’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?\nThe Car-Crashian", ">\n\nThey are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this", ">\n\nYeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that...", ">\n\nThe mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. \nIt’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. \nI especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young.", ">\n\nKylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler.", ">\n\nYeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. \nThe puffy face at 23 is really sad :(", ">\n\nAt this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings.", ">\n\nWell selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets !", ">\n\nThey don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards", ">\n\nThat's also true", ">\n\nYou forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery.", ">\n\nTheir Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it", ">\n\nI’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.\nThankfully.", ">\n\nI wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face", ">\n\nbecause it results in them making millions", ">\n\nAnd because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them.", ">\n\nthey definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.\nThe US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. \nThey are not worth anything near that.", ">\n\nI was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her.", ">\n\nNah, they'll all \"fix\" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty.", ">\n\nUntil they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin", ">\n\nAll the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids", ">\n\nThat's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either!", ">\n\nSo true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar….", ">\n\nPlease the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18.", ">\n\nbold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the chemicals theyve injected", ">\n\nI have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks.", ">\n\nTrump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid. I'm not going to bet on genes.", ">\n\nHow much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot", ">\n\nI bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him.", ">\n\nThe hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.\nHow do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? \nIn comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.\nBut Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit.", ">\n\nTom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. \nAlso reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.\nMeanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people\n> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.\nOh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.\n> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.\nNot as much as they talk about Kardashians lol", ">\n\nAdjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nAre you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?", ">\n\n> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.\nBut he is the most famous one and insanely influential.\n> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?\nWhy do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? \nYes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.\nKilling/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol\n> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?\nWhy do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team?", ">\n\nWhere did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?\nYou jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant.", ">\n\n> Where did I protect him?\nYou are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.\n> When was the last time he mattered?\nScientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.\n> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.\nYes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.\nWho gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?\nBut I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.\n> everyone knows it's an awful organization\nOh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL\nAt this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?\nYet we are actively talking about Kardashians.\n> If they still are then no one can help them\nWe can help them by hating on them more strongly.", ">\n\nThen make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church.", ">\n\nGlad you agree.\nBut I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach.", ">\n\nA good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment.", ">\n\nIt was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter. She looked so much like . . . ummm.", ">\n\nI honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them.", ">\n\nMaybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose", ">\n\nHopefully they will have some actual talent, maybe from their fathers who are athletes / artists.", ">\n\nI actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10", ">\n\nNorth looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance", ">\n\nIs this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol?", ">\n\nExactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done.", ">\n\nThat story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around.", ">\n\nYou can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”.", ">\n\nTrue. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together", ">\n\nDon't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!\nHer porn career failed.", ">\n\nIt didn’t fail though, but yeah.", ">\n\nCant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place", ">\n\nGood, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces.", ">\n\nLet’s hope they don’t grow up to be just as stupid and worthless as their mothers as well.", ">\n\nEven with the plastic surgery those women are not what I would call beautiful.", ">\n\nThey'll be kept alive so their mom's can harvest their fat to inject.", ">\n\nIts not babies that will get out it will be literal plastic and makeup", ">\n\nThat is also the case when some artist remodels her face\nAnd then expect to have children that are beautiful, but won't look like the mother", ">\n\nThey remind me of the South Park episode where Paris Hilton opens a new store in south park and someone asks what she's famous for and they answered \"She's rich and famous. Yeah but what does she do? She's just rich and famous!\"" ]

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[ "I love that purple 💜 one", ">\n\nThe purple on the Swift65 is so clean!" ]

[ "I love that purple 💜 one", ">\n\nThe purple on the Swift65 is so clean!", ">\n\njesus wowowo - I am still also a noob but i think I can identify 2 of those? \nIs the black middle one KBD67?\nBottom left Keychron Q1?" ]

[ "I love that purple 💜 one", ">\n\nThe purple on the Swift65 is so clean!", ">\n\njesus wowowo - I am still also a noob but i think I can identify 2 of those? \nIs the black middle one KBD67?\nBottom left Keychron Q1?", ">\n\nMiddle: Mode Sonnet\nBottom Left: GMMK Pro (which is very similar to the Q1)" ]

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