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[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen)." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza..." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars..." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter…." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer..." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"", ">\n\nMatt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply. This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"", ">\n\nMatt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply. This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process.", ">\n\nApparently they're rounding up some of his cars as well. Be a real shame if something happened to them." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"", ">\n\nMatt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply. This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process.", ">\n\nApparently they're rounding up some of his cars as well. Be a real shame if something happened to them.", ">\n\nStill no word on whether they found his chin or not" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"", ">\n\nMatt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply. This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process.", ">\n\nApparently they're rounding up some of his cars as well. Be a real shame if something happened to them.", ">\n\nStill no word on whether they found his chin or not", ">\n\nThe sad boys are already calling this a conspiracy." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"", ">\n\nMatt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply. This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process.", ">\n\nApparently they're rounding up some of his cars as well. Be a real shame if something happened to them.", ">\n\nStill no word on whether they found his chin or not", ">\n\nThe sad boys are already calling this a conspiracy.", ">\n\nDude got busted because he had to start shit with a teenager. Priceless." ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"", ">\n\nMatt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply. This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process.", ">\n\nApparently they're rounding up some of his cars as well. Be a real shame if something happened to them.", ">\n\nStill no word on whether they found his chin or not", ">\n\nThe sad boys are already calling this a conspiracy.", ">\n\nDude got busted because he had to start shit with a teenager. Priceless.", ">\n\nI hope Shapiro tweets her next" ]

[ "2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it.", ">\n\nliterally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥", ">\n\nWhen keeping it real goes wrong.", ">\n\nI don’t like people playing on my phone!", ">\n\nYou a bitch, and sos ya auntie", ">\n\nI do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti.", ">\n\nThey might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol.", ">\n\nHe'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich", ">\n\nTaint University", ">\n\nWhere he's going, taint no university", ">\n\n\"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!\"", ">\n\nSpeaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago? Did his scam end too?", ">\n\nDude you’re right, that guy just seemed to vanish all the sudden. Not that I’m complaining, mind you", ">\n\nHe bought the right to RadioShack and a bunch of other bankrupt retailer’s names and are using those for drop shipping and to push crypto scams", ">\n\nCan you explain what “drop shipping” is? Had not heard of that before", ">\n\nWhere you market/advertise a product and then when someone orders from you you order from somewhere else to have it sent to them. This way you don’t have to deal with storing inventory/actually shipping etc.", ">\n\nYup, I ordered a cooler on new egg once and the third party seller had it shipped to me from amazon", ">\n\nThat might not be the same.\nAmazon has a type of account where you can send your merchandise to them to store. Some small businesses do this instead of having their own warehouse/storage.", ">\n\nMost bizarre purchase for me was being stupid lazy, I ordered wind shield wiper fluid for $10 on Amazon(I wasn't motivated to go to the store for just that). It came in an Amazon box, but with an invoice from Autozone for 2.99, plus AutoZone shipping, taxes, and fees. It was interesting to get a breakdown, I think the guy made about $1 from the sale, and didn't even have to touch a product.", ">\n\n\nOwning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there. \n\nTotally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour. \nLiam Neeson is on his way.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. \nCouldn't happen to a nicer guy.", ">\n\nHe moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it.", ">\n\nWhich is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West.", ">\n\nAlso, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do.", ">\n\nProbably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust…", ">\n\nYup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car!", ">\n\nDetective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year", ">\n\nIt's legitimate salvage", ">\n\nFell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. \"What could be worse?\" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door", ">\n\nI fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:\n\nAndrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.\nAs he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.\n\"What's going on here?\" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.\nOne of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. \"Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?\"\nAndrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.\nThe EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.\n\"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup.\"\nAndrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.\nAs he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.\n\nThat's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:\n\nAs Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.\nUnfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.\nThe public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.\nAs the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life.", ">\n\nYou can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao.", ">\n\nHis day was about to go from bad to worse", ">\n\nThis dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see", ">\n\nAnd he fucking started it. It’s beautiful.", ">\n\nIndirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony.", ">\n\nI finally get to use this phrase:\n\nHe was hoisted with his own petard.", ">\n\nSmall petard energy.", ">\n\nThis is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit.", ">\n\nThis might be funnier. \nThe acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA.", ">\n\nIf you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier.", ">\n\nIf that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose.", ">\n\nIt's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years.", ">\n\nFour Seasons Total Landscaping... \nThe simulation is getting lazy since 2016", ">\n\nI’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist", ">\n\nI’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus.", ">\n\nShe nailed the side quest.", ">\n\nWhen accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason.", ">\n\nLets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be \"cheese sandwich\" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media.", ">\n\nThat's an insult to a cheese sandwich.", ">\n\nLook. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.\nDon’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir.", ">\n\nGreta Thunberg cleaning up the environment.", ">\n\nTaking out the trash.", ">\n\nSequestration of hot air, and farts", ">\n\nDay 1: find out about this dbag. \nAlso, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. \nDay 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag. \nMan, if everything was that easy!!", ">\n\nThe human version of a ghost turd.", ">\n\nRomanian police needed\nproof that Andrew Tate was in\nthe country and he posted a video yesterday\nfeatured a pizza box from a Romanian\npizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol", ">\n\nI can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb", ">\n\nTrying to own a girl over twitter does that to you", ">\n\nTrying and failing, hard", ">\n\nYou mean answering to a burn after 10 hours with \"NO, you\" is not a win ? 😹", ">\n\nOh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.", ">\n\nWell you’re their best customer!", ">\n\nOh yeah?...well, I slept with your wife!", ">\n\n...his wife is in a coma.", ">\n\nWhat's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested.", ">\n\nHe hurt himself in his confusion!", ">\n\nJust think about the lack of new Andrew Tate content!", ">\n\n\"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" - Greta", ">\n\nExcept it was him. He ratted himself out.", ">\n\n\"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me.\" -Andrew", ">\n\n“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.”", ">\n\nI'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank.", ">\n\nThe writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023!", ">\n\n\n\nThis jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business\n\n\nSuffered the biggest twitter ratio in history\n\n\nMade a video to complain about being owned by a kid\n\n\nConfirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities\n\n\nGot himself arrested for human trafficking \n\n\nWe might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history.", ">\n\nArticle says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.\nFor real? Wooooooow.", ">\n\nIt’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws", ">\n\nLax laws specifically around human trafficking.", ">\n\nThis was the country where a little girl was kidnapped by a serial killer, and when she managed to call the police several times the police just kinda waited around the building because they weren't sure if she had been kidnapped by one of the gangs that paid them off to let them kidnap little girls.", ">\n\nThat's far from unique to Romania, unfortunately.", ">\n\nThat being said, it’s Romania that’s in the hot seat because they keep getting vetoed for entry into the Schengen area because of perceptions that they allow stuff like this (and the worry that Romanian border officials might also be paid off to allow… stuff into Schengen).", ">\n\nThere was a problem with corruption at the Nadlac border crossing", ">\n\nThe fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes", ">\n\nThe pizza giveth and taketh away", ">\n\nWeird I started seeing things about him the last couple days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol \nCan't keep up with all these cults these days.", ">\n\nI went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad.", ">\n\nBro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂", ">\n\nTwo is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket.", ">\n\nHe got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.\nIt's PizzaTate.", ">\n\nYou should add this one too, the guy was bad news", ">\n\nSomeone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza...", ">\n\nFrom that same pizza chain.", ">\n\nAnd that she delivered the pizza to Tate herself.", ">\n\nfella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested", ">\n\nHe's such a complete loser. At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again. Such a complete waste of air. 😅🤣", ">\n\nEgo cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.\nThis whole thing really can't get any better.", ">\n\nAlways nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while", ">\n\nI live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key!", ">\n\nwill he be able to pay off the right people?", ">\n\nWell, even a payoff might not be enough. Romania is still trying to get into the Schengen area and keeps getting vetoed. If they let Tate slide, it’ll only add ammo to the vetoing country’s justification.", ">\n\nHe kidnapped a US tourist/citizen too, I'll be shocked if they let it slide for whatever paltry bribe he offers.\nHe already said the bribes to ignore Covid restrictions in Romania got too expensive so I doubt he's got \"ignore US pressure\" money.", ">\n\nDid they find his chin?", ">\n\nThey’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see.", ">\n\nIn 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence.", ">\n\nHe has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much.", ">\n\nThat’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out.", ">\n\nShocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep.", ">\n\n“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).\nIn the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol", ">\n\nTimeline from what gathered is the following. \nGoes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? \nThis is comical af.", ">\n\nIs that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic.", ">\n\nSupposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far.", ">\n\nEdit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. \nLet's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother.", ">\n\nI'll do it for her if not.", ">\n\nI'm doing my part!", ">\n\nIf he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.\nTyping Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice.", ">\n\nIt would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars...", ">\n\nowned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol", ">\n\n\nThey are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape\n\nIt’s always the people you fully suspect.", ">\n\nMaybe my friends will finally fucking stop liking him and his garbage content.", ">\n\nI’m going to assume said friends have some amazing redeeming qualities that make up for watching Andrew Tate, otherwise you need new friends.", ">\n\nGretta really said you and that small dick are bad for the earth 🧚‍♀️✨✖️", ">\n\nThis is the absolute funnest self own in history\nAndrew Tate can get absolutely fucked", ">\n\nThis has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning.", ">\n\nIs this to protect him from Greta?", ">\n\nSo, are his Taint Lickers melting down?", ">\n\nGreta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future!", ">\n\nThis dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest. \nI love reality sometimes.", ">\n\nTime sure flies.\nIt seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter….", ">\n\nHow embarrassing for him.", ">\n\nIt blows my mind that a dude this unattractive and stupid is the hero of young men and incels everywhere.", ">\n\nDoes it though? The people you're talking about are losers, so it makes sense they'd be drawn to someone like him. It's no different than all the religious people who see Trump as a savior or whatever.", ">\n\nDude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. \nA L P H A", ">\n\nAnd after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick", ">\n\nLost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory.", ">\n\nTate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer...", ">\n\nI rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real.", ">\n\nYeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him.", ">\n\nAirhard guns sound very alpha", ">\n\nGood lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao", ">\n\nThis legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days.", ">\n\nAndrew Tate:\n“I hate godless countries like the US. I feel safe in religious countries like Qatar and Romania. Whether it’s Islam or Christianity, at least there is a religion that people abide by here.”\nAll the while he’s fucking trafficking 😂😂😂😂", ">\n\nPlease let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better.", ">\n\nFrom another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:\n\nIn a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.\n\nThis just makes it all so much better.\nI'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused.", ">\n\nKanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck. \nRight-wingers sending their best.\nIf you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.\nEdit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens.", ">\n\nAlex Jones as a negative billionaire.", ">\n\nThe 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.\nLooks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around'", ">\n\nWonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw", ">\n\nWhat even is happening lately. The timeline is healing. \nKiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested…. \nAre we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac?", ">\n\nAlex Jones turned into a negative billionaire\nKanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews\n\"Alpha\" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history\nRudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it\nTrumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs\nMaybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?", ">\n\n“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.", ">\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!", ">\n\nWonder if he has any reGreta", ">\n\nDamn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved.", ">\n\nThe fact that his gloating, getting absolutely rinsed by Greta, his weak-as-fuck comeback, and a pizza box included in his pathetic video have led to this is just chef’s kiss absolutely beautiful. I hope this cunt goes down.", ">\n\nHahahahahhahahahaha….hahahahahhahaha…", ">\n\nis Romania about to own a bunch of nice, yet environmentally damaging cars?", ">\n\nGreta should tweet \"Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!\"", ">\n\nMatt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply. This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process.", ">\n\nApparently they're rounding up some of his cars as well. Be a real shame if something happened to them.", ">\n\nStill no word on whether they found his chin or not", ">\n\nThe sad boys are already calling this a conspiracy.", ">\n\nDude got busted because he had to start shit with a teenager. Priceless.", ">\n\nI hope Shapiro tweets her next", ">\n\nThank you Greta, not only for your service on climate change, but also for your critical hit tweet to take this narcissist down." ]