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[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement." ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine." ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine.", ">\n\nWhen I was young a friend and I used to play around on older DOS laptops, we each had one. I’m pretty sure that was the one he had. Lots of Nibbles and Gorillas was played. Great memory." ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine.", ">\n\nWhen I was young a friend and I used to play around on older DOS laptops, we each had one. I’m pretty sure that was the one he had. Lots of Nibbles and Gorillas was played. Great memory.", ">\n\nThat's very similar to the computer on which I wrote my first program in the mid-late 1980s. Is it orange on black? Ever play bouncing babies on it?" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine.", ">\n\nWhen I was young a friend and I used to play around on older DOS laptops, we each had one. I’m pretty sure that was the one he had. Lots of Nibbles and Gorillas was played. Great memory.", ">\n\nThat's very similar to the computer on which I wrote my first program in the mid-late 1980s. Is it orange on black? Ever play bouncing babies on it?", ">\n\nI love it :0" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine.", ">\n\nWhen I was young a friend and I used to play around on older DOS laptops, we each had one. I’m pretty sure that was the one he had. Lots of Nibbles and Gorillas was played. Great memory.", ">\n\nThat's very similar to the computer on which I wrote my first program in the mid-late 1980s. Is it orange on black? Ever play bouncing babies on it?", ">\n\nI love it :0", ">\n\nit should consider itself lucky that you found it first. I want those caps and possibly even that plate so badly. Those caps look very nice and I bet they're alps aren't they???" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine.", ">\n\nWhen I was young a friend and I used to play around on older DOS laptops, we each had one. I’m pretty sure that was the one he had. Lots of Nibbles and Gorillas was played. Great memory.", ">\n\nThat's very similar to the computer on which I wrote my first program in the mid-late 1980s. Is it orange on black? Ever play bouncing babies on it?", ">\n\nI love it :0", ">\n\nit should consider itself lucky that you found it first. I want those caps and possibly even that plate so badly. Those caps look very nice and I bet they're alps aren't they???", ">\n\ndid you retro fitted it?" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine.", ">\n\nWhen I was young a friend and I used to play around on older DOS laptops, we each had one. I’m pretty sure that was the one he had. Lots of Nibbles and Gorillas was played. Great memory.", ">\n\nThat's very similar to the computer on which I wrote my first program in the mid-late 1980s. Is it orange on black? Ever play bouncing babies on it?", ">\n\nI love it :0", ">\n\nit should consider itself lucky that you found it first. I want those caps and possibly even that plate so badly. Those caps look very nice and I bet they're alps aren't they???", ">\n\ndid you retro fitted it?", ">\n\nThis is taking the piss, right?" ]

[ "Thats actually sick", ">\n\nThat looks like my first laptop: the Toshiba t-1200! Good stuff!", ">\n\nLooks like the t-1000SE (I totally didn’t see it next to the screen)", ">\n\nnow if we could have one that we could actually use on a daily basis that would be something", ">\n\ntake a look at the MNT Reform – chunky, but open source – stock keyboard has Choc Brown switches", ">\n\nthanks for sharing love the concept", ">\n\nthis would be perfect for a /r/cyberdeck", ">\n\nWhat’re the switches?", ">\n\nGood luck with the capacitors. All of them leaked on my system, and it got between the layers of the PCB :(", ">\n\nIt actually turns on and holds a charge. No issue yet but I’m going to use it as a show piece in my home office when I finish my basement.", ">\n\nI'd really recommend opening it up now. If the caps haven't leaked much you can clean it up easily. If they leak a lot it ruins the machine.", ">\n\nWhen I was young a friend and I used to play around on older DOS laptops, we each had one. I’m pretty sure that was the one he had. Lots of Nibbles and Gorillas was played. Great memory.", ">\n\nThat's very similar to the computer on which I wrote my first program in the mid-late 1980s. Is it orange on black? Ever play bouncing babies on it?", ">\n\nI love it :0", ">\n\nit should consider itself lucky that you found it first. I want those caps and possibly even that plate so badly. Those caps look very nice and I bet they're alps aren't they???", ">\n\ndid you retro fitted it?", ">\n\nThis is taking the piss, right?", ">\n\nFor anyone that really wants a laptop with a mechanical keyboard that doesn't want to pay a huge premium check out linus Tech Tips video on one he got of Aliexpress. It doesn't have the best specs in the slighest but for 300-500 dollars, you get a nice upgrade from a chromebook if looking for a laptop upgrade." ]

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[ "Russian sunflower fertilizer." ]

[ "Russian sunflower fertilizer.", ">\n\nAnd it’s organic" ]

[ "Russian sunflower fertilizer.", ">\n\nAnd it’s organic", ">\n\nThat's right, Russia, throw bodies at the problem and hope that solves it. How many times has that actually worked for you idiots?" ]

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[ "Keyhcron Q1 V2\nEqualz c3 Tangerine 62g\nGeneric Aliexpress ptb keycap\nStock stabs lubed\ntape + force break + PE foam mods" ]

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[ "They're great at hugs" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment", ">\n\nExcept snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment", ">\n\nExcept snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more", ">\n\nOh me too, but only things that make snakes better, if anything. Snakes are hypoallergenic, snakes are quiet, snakes rarely if ever bite people, snakes dont leave hair everywhere and if they shed they do it in one big piece." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment", ">\n\nExcept snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more", ">\n\nOh me too, but only things that make snakes better, if anything. Snakes are hypoallergenic, snakes are quiet, snakes rarely if ever bite people, snakes dont leave hair everywhere and if they shed they do it in one big piece.", ">\n\nNgl dude has good naming sense" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment", ">\n\nExcept snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more", ">\n\nOh me too, but only things that make snakes better, if anything. Snakes are hypoallergenic, snakes are quiet, snakes rarely if ever bite people, snakes dont leave hair everywhere and if they shed they do it in one big piece.", ">\n\nNgl dude has good naming sense", ">\n\nOkay, now I've heard everything." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment", ">\n\nExcept snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more", ">\n\nOh me too, but only things that make snakes better, if anything. Snakes are hypoallergenic, snakes are quiet, snakes rarely if ever bite people, snakes dont leave hair everywhere and if they shed they do it in one big piece.", ">\n\nNgl dude has good naming sense", ">\n\nOkay, now I've heard everything.", ">\n\nTHERE WAS LITERALLY A MOVIE ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING." ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment", ">\n\nExcept snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more", ">\n\nOh me too, but only things that make snakes better, if anything. Snakes are hypoallergenic, snakes are quiet, snakes rarely if ever bite people, snakes dont leave hair everywhere and if they shed they do it in one big piece.", ">\n\nNgl dude has good naming sense", ">\n\nOkay, now I've heard everything.", ">\n\nTHERE WAS LITERALLY A MOVIE ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING.", ">\n\n\"This? This is my Emotional Support duffel bag of bullion\"" ]

[ "They're great at hugs", ">\n\nNone of my ideas are original... :(", ">\n\nYour entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog", ">\n\n:(", ">\n\nEmotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else.", ">\n\nIncluding the snake", ">\n\n\"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!\". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely", ">\n\ni heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified. Not cool TSA.", ">\n\nI've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!\n--Clean PG-13 quote lol", ">\n\nHere's a link to the clip.", ">\n\nIt’s so poorly edited I love it", ">\n\npassenger: tries to bring a snake\nTSA: *stares motherfuckerly*", ">\n\nI’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something…", ">\n\nI mean even a blind squirrel...\ngets it's nuts groped by the TSA", ">\n\nYou'd think the TSA would like holding nuts.", ">\n\nNext they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh.", ">\n\nYou will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance", ">\n\nLike… a lot.", ">\n\nThe emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these \"service dogs\" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. \nAgain, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling \"service animals\" into restaurants and stores.", ">\n\nOnly dogs can be registered as \"service\" animals in the US. So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet.", ">\n\nPretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses", ">\n\nGreat now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that \"that girl\" and the supportive horse I rode in on.", ">\n\nAllen back at it", ">\n\nSome people are assholes.", ">\n\n\"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!\"", ">\n\nI absolutely hate all of this \"emotional support animal\" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules", ">\n\nThere should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.\nSupport dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. \nAll pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES.", ">\n\nunholy scarfs", ">\n\nThere need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. \nThere's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol.", ">\n\n\nlarge reptiles should be out of the process\n\nWell, a 4 foot snake is not really a \"Large Ŕeptile\", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.", ">\n\nFor a reptile, I'd say that's large.", ">\n\nI’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is.", ">\n\nAs weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story. They absolutely are his emotional support animals. If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out. Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe. He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now.", ">\n\nI'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight.", ">\n\nAnd most adults.", ">\n\nWhy is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment", ">\n\nExcept snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more", ">\n\nOh me too, but only things that make snakes better, if anything. Snakes are hypoallergenic, snakes are quiet, snakes rarely if ever bite people, snakes dont leave hair everywhere and if they shed they do it in one big piece.", ">\n\nNgl dude has good naming sense", ">\n\nOkay, now I've heard everything.", ">\n\nTHERE WAS LITERALLY A MOVIE ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING.", ">\n\n\"This? This is my Emotional Support duffel bag of bullion\"", ">\n\nSomeone call Samuel L Jackson." ]

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[ "Art historian and popular TV host Magdalena Ogórek is making sure the stories of stolen Polish art are not forgotten with the construction of the Museum of Stolen Art in Lower Silesia.\nThe museum, set to open by the end of 2023, will feature a permanent exhibition on how the Germans stole an estimated USD 30 billion of Polish cultural goods.\nAccording to Ogórek, rather than display a series of empty picture frames symbolising art that has been lost, the Museum of Stolen Art, the first of its kind in Poland, will feature a permanent exhibition \"showing the mechanism of the theft of Polish cultural property and the destruction of the cultural fabric of the Polish nation by the German occupant.\"" ]

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[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......" ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then." ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again." ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again.", ">\n\nI <3 the MIC" ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again.", ">\n\nI <3 the MIC", ">\n\nWhy? Stop wasting my money on foreign wars, no one voted for this" ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again.", ">\n\nI <3 the MIC", ">\n\nWhy? Stop wasting my money on foreign wars, no one voted for this", ">\n\nThe US has a long history of training foreign military troops on US weapons systems. This is nothing new, it’s only politicized because the GOP loves Russia now." ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again.", ">\n\nI <3 the MIC", ">\n\nWhy? Stop wasting my money on foreign wars, no one voted for this", ">\n\nThe US has a long history of training foreign military troops on US weapons systems. This is nothing new, it’s only politicized because the GOP loves Russia now.", ">\n\nThat, and I think the American people have a right to question these expenditures when they’re often told by government leaders that they’re not sure how to better fund programs and initiatives to help our own. \nIt’s not always pro-Putin GOP raising eyebrows and asking questions." ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again.", ">\n\nI <3 the MIC", ">\n\nWhy? Stop wasting my money on foreign wars, no one voted for this", ">\n\nThe US has a long history of training foreign military troops on US weapons systems. This is nothing new, it’s only politicized because the GOP loves Russia now.", ">\n\nThat, and I think the American people have a right to question these expenditures when they’re often told by government leaders that they’re not sure how to better fund programs and initiatives to help our own. \nIt’s not always pro-Putin GOP raising eyebrows and asking questions.", ">\n\n\nto help our own.\n\nYour inability to understand you are being helped doesn't mean your aren't being helped.\n​\nRussian invasion of Ukraine is bad for Americans. In fact, I'm willing to bet that you yourself whined about inflation over the last 1.5 years and yet completely ignore the impact that destroying a global breadbasket has on inflation.\n​\nLet's make this simple: you and all Americans benefit from peace as peace allows your economy to run more efficiently meaning every good and service you use is being supplied more efficiently.\n​\nSo whether you like more products, cheaper products or less pollution, peace provides them all." ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again.", ">\n\nI <3 the MIC", ">\n\nWhy? Stop wasting my money on foreign wars, no one voted for this", ">\n\nThe US has a long history of training foreign military troops on US weapons systems. This is nothing new, it’s only politicized because the GOP loves Russia now.", ">\n\nThat, and I think the American people have a right to question these expenditures when they’re often told by government leaders that they’re not sure how to better fund programs and initiatives to help our own. \nIt’s not always pro-Putin GOP raising eyebrows and asking questions.", ">\n\n\nto help our own.\n\nYour inability to understand you are being helped doesn't mean your aren't being helped.\n​\nRussian invasion of Ukraine is bad for Americans. In fact, I'm willing to bet that you yourself whined about inflation over the last 1.5 years and yet completely ignore the impact that destroying a global breadbasket has on inflation.\n​\nLet's make this simple: you and all Americans benefit from peace as peace allows your economy to run more efficiently meaning every good and service you use is being supplied more efficiently.\n​\nSo whether you like more products, cheaper products or less pollution, peace provides them all.", ">\n\nPlus, we designed this shit to counter Russia, and paid for most of the aid ages ago. It's basically surplus we don't need. Sending, say, 10 bil in lethal aid to Ukraine is basically just shipping at this point. We paid the 9.9 bil sticker price decades ago, we just have to physically move it there.\nAs for stuff like brand new Patriots, well MIC go brrt and stimulates the local economy of wherever they are made. So it's still beneficial.\nBeing hard pro-Ukraine is about the most American thing we can do right now. They're paying the real cost in lives to break the back of one of our largest and oldest geopolitical rivals." ]

[ "Another thumb in Putin's eye! I suppose the Republicans will want to kick Oklahoma out of the union now......", ">\n\nSounds like a win-win then.", ">\n\nWeapons aimed south. Ted Cruz flees to Mexico again.", ">\n\nI <3 the MIC", ">\n\nWhy? Stop wasting my money on foreign wars, no one voted for this", ">\n\nThe US has a long history of training foreign military troops on US weapons systems. This is nothing new, it’s only politicized because the GOP loves Russia now.", ">\n\nThat, and I think the American people have a right to question these expenditures when they’re often told by government leaders that they’re not sure how to better fund programs and initiatives to help our own. \nIt’s not always pro-Putin GOP raising eyebrows and asking questions.", ">\n\n\nto help our own.\n\nYour inability to understand you are being helped doesn't mean your aren't being helped.\n​\nRussian invasion of Ukraine is bad for Americans. In fact, I'm willing to bet that you yourself whined about inflation over the last 1.5 years and yet completely ignore the impact that destroying a global breadbasket has on inflation.\n​\nLet's make this simple: you and all Americans benefit from peace as peace allows your economy to run more efficiently meaning every good and service you use is being supplied more efficiently.\n​\nSo whether you like more products, cheaper products or less pollution, peace provides them all.", ">\n\nPlus, we designed this shit to counter Russia, and paid for most of the aid ages ago. It's basically surplus we don't need. Sending, say, 10 bil in lethal aid to Ukraine is basically just shipping at this point. We paid the 9.9 bil sticker price decades ago, we just have to physically move it there.\nAs for stuff like brand new Patriots, well MIC go brrt and stimulates the local economy of wherever they are made. So it's still beneficial.\nBeing hard pro-Ukraine is about the most American thing we can do right now. They're paying the real cost in lives to break the back of one of our largest and oldest geopolitical rivals.", ">\n\nAwright! We finally found a use for Oklahoma!" ]

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[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?" ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol" ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind...." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families.", ">\n\nLiterally have no voice today because of how loud I was shouting \"NO AMNESTY!\"\nI regret absolutely nothing. \nJail Bolsonaro." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families.", ">\n\nLiterally have no voice today because of how loud I was shouting \"NO AMNESTY!\"\nI regret absolutely nothing. \nJail Bolsonaro.", ">\n\nI’m Brazilian but have lived in the U.S. since I was a kid. \nWhere I live I rarely encounter other Brazilians but recently I traveled and was walking down the street and saw a large group of people dressed in Brazilian colors. In the USA, for my whole life, that has meant one thing: Soccer fans!\nI was so excited myself about the upcoming World Cup and my face lit up until I got closer and realized what they were: Bolsonaro supporters, rudely blocking the sidewalk, shouting dumb shit at random Americans, making such a scene and behaving so idiotically that now when I see actual Brazilian soccer fans my heart sinks because I’m worried it’s just more right-wing idiots. \nSo fuck this guy, him and his idiot supporters have taken something from me, taken something from all of us." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families.", ">\n\nLiterally have no voice today because of how loud I was shouting \"NO AMNESTY!\"\nI regret absolutely nothing. \nJail Bolsonaro.", ">\n\nI’m Brazilian but have lived in the U.S. since I was a kid. \nWhere I live I rarely encounter other Brazilians but recently I traveled and was walking down the street and saw a large group of people dressed in Brazilian colors. In the USA, for my whole life, that has meant one thing: Soccer fans!\nI was so excited myself about the upcoming World Cup and my face lit up until I got closer and realized what they were: Bolsonaro supporters, rudely blocking the sidewalk, shouting dumb shit at random Americans, making such a scene and behaving so idiotically that now when I see actual Brazilian soccer fans my heart sinks because I’m worried it’s just more right-wing idiots. \nSo fuck this guy, him and his idiot supporters have taken something from me, taken something from all of us.", ">\n\nIt's the same with US colors now. They used to mean you were celebrating 4th of July or thought that flag shirt looked nice at the gift shop. Now if you see a crowd of US flag wearing people there's a 90% chance they're also carrying Trump 2024 and anti-abortion signs." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families.", ">\n\nLiterally have no voice today because of how loud I was shouting \"NO AMNESTY!\"\nI regret absolutely nothing. \nJail Bolsonaro.", ">\n\nI’m Brazilian but have lived in the U.S. since I was a kid. \nWhere I live I rarely encounter other Brazilians but recently I traveled and was walking down the street and saw a large group of people dressed in Brazilian colors. In the USA, for my whole life, that has meant one thing: Soccer fans!\nI was so excited myself about the upcoming World Cup and my face lit up until I got closer and realized what they were: Bolsonaro supporters, rudely blocking the sidewalk, shouting dumb shit at random Americans, making such a scene and behaving so idiotically that now when I see actual Brazilian soccer fans my heart sinks because I’m worried it’s just more right-wing idiots. \nSo fuck this guy, him and his idiot supporters have taken something from me, taken something from all of us.", ">\n\nIt's the same with US colors now. They used to mean you were celebrating 4th of July or thought that flag shirt looked nice at the gift shop. Now if you see a crowd of US flag wearing people there's a 90% chance they're also carrying Trump 2024 and anti-abortion signs.", ">\n\nSimilar up here in Canada. Those Qonvoyers/Clownvoy/Timbit Taliban/Mook Parade folk are always driving around aggressively with unresolvable amounts of Canadian flags out of every orifice.\nThankfully there are very few of them, but excessive flag waving used to be associated with international hockey tournaments.\nJingoism, or excessive nationalism is associated with populism movements though, or at least that's what I remember from school." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families.", ">\n\nLiterally have no voice today because of how loud I was shouting \"NO AMNESTY!\"\nI regret absolutely nothing. \nJail Bolsonaro.", ">\n\nI’m Brazilian but have lived in the U.S. since I was a kid. \nWhere I live I rarely encounter other Brazilians but recently I traveled and was walking down the street and saw a large group of people dressed in Brazilian colors. In the USA, for my whole life, that has meant one thing: Soccer fans!\nI was so excited myself about the upcoming World Cup and my face lit up until I got closer and realized what they were: Bolsonaro supporters, rudely blocking the sidewalk, shouting dumb shit at random Americans, making such a scene and behaving so idiotically that now when I see actual Brazilian soccer fans my heart sinks because I’m worried it’s just more right-wing idiots. \nSo fuck this guy, him and his idiot supporters have taken something from me, taken something from all of us.", ">\n\nIt's the same with US colors now. They used to mean you were celebrating 4th of July or thought that flag shirt looked nice at the gift shop. Now if you see a crowd of US flag wearing people there's a 90% chance they're also carrying Trump 2024 and anti-abortion signs.", ">\n\nSimilar up here in Canada. Those Qonvoyers/Clownvoy/Timbit Taliban/Mook Parade folk are always driving around aggressively with unresolvable amounts of Canadian flags out of every orifice.\nThankfully there are very few of them, but excessive flag waving used to be associated with international hockey tournaments.\nJingoism, or excessive nationalism is associated with populism movements though, or at least that's what I remember from school.", ">\n\nExtreme nationalism is also part of the ideology of fascism. Which these ultra patriotic people are very much trying to display. \nA description of what fascism is for the people in denial" ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families.", ">\n\nLiterally have no voice today because of how loud I was shouting \"NO AMNESTY!\"\nI regret absolutely nothing. \nJail Bolsonaro.", ">\n\nI’m Brazilian but have lived in the U.S. since I was a kid. \nWhere I live I rarely encounter other Brazilians but recently I traveled and was walking down the street and saw a large group of people dressed in Brazilian colors. In the USA, for my whole life, that has meant one thing: Soccer fans!\nI was so excited myself about the upcoming World Cup and my face lit up until I got closer and realized what they were: Bolsonaro supporters, rudely blocking the sidewalk, shouting dumb shit at random Americans, making such a scene and behaving so idiotically that now when I see actual Brazilian soccer fans my heart sinks because I’m worried it’s just more right-wing idiots. \nSo fuck this guy, him and his idiot supporters have taken something from me, taken something from all of us.", ">\n\nIt's the same with US colors now. They used to mean you were celebrating 4th of July or thought that flag shirt looked nice at the gift shop. Now if you see a crowd of US flag wearing people there's a 90% chance they're also carrying Trump 2024 and anti-abortion signs.", ">\n\nSimilar up here in Canada. Those Qonvoyers/Clownvoy/Timbit Taliban/Mook Parade folk are always driving around aggressively with unresolvable amounts of Canadian flags out of every orifice.\nThankfully there are very few of them, but excessive flag waving used to be associated with international hockey tournaments.\nJingoism, or excessive nationalism is associated with populism movements though, or at least that's what I remember from school.", ">\n\nExtreme nationalism is also part of the ideology of fascism. Which these ultra patriotic people are very much trying to display. \nA description of what fascism is for the people in denial", ">\n\nI always like to recommend this essay by Umberto Eco, who lived through italian fascism. Very approachable and not too long either (~9 pages).\nI think it portrays the topic in the beginning more on a personal level and is as such easier to understand for some people. As an introduction it's really fantastic." ]

[ "The key takeaway here is that coddling terrorists does not lead to more stability, but less.", ">\n\nTell that to the USA Congress, only the food soldier are getting prosecuted while the top level agitators where promote to be in charge of the House in Congress.", ">\n\nI hate food soldiers.", ">\n\nTry dipping them in runny fried eggs.", ">\n\nI was at the São Paulo protest. Don't worry world, we got it covered. Bolsonaro will be in jail as soon as the US deports him.", ">\n\nI am a Brazilian living in the US. I am having a hard time finding good sources to share with the family about the election and something that goes over in details why the election was not stolen etc with the other Bolsanaro shit . Do you happen to have anything you could suggest ?", ">\n\nEstadão is a Center-right newspaper and did a good piece on it. If they accuse Estadão of being left-leaning, don't even waste time arguing.\nIn any case, even just plain logic is enough to see that there wasn't any fraud: assuming that PT frauded the elections when Bolsonaro and his minions were in power and very openly using the public machine in their own favor means that it was possible for PT to fraud the election when he won in 2018. If it was possible for PT to fraud the elections they(and any person or entity with their sanity intact) would never have allowed Bolsonaro to be president in the first place.", ">\n\nThanks , unfortunately logic isn't enough. I have to have the concrete facts memorized to be able to dispel the lies. I asked them recently if the fact that all the respected media from the other countries are against Bolsanaro and do not think the election was stolen how can the reconcile that with what they are hearing/believing. I was told that it was globalism agenda against the right.", ">\n\nYour family has been sucked into what I am awkwardly calling the ego chamber. Like an echo chamber, except this is one in which the believer can't let go of the lie, no matter how obvious, because they've tied their own ego to it.\nIf these people admit they were wrong, and that Bolsonaro just lost, they'll have to admit that they lost (because they've tied themselves emotionally to Bolsonaro), that their movement lost, and that, just maybe, all the borderline fascism they've been rationalizing for four years was just cheap fascism, and no different from its prior, discredited iterations.", ">\n\nI think you're spot on. I've been noticing for a while now that the trump/Bolsonaro supporters tend to have really low emotional awareness and, well.. maturity. They tend to react on their emotions, and haven't stopped to think logically about things for YEARS now. \nAnd on top of it all, they're entirely unaware of that reality. They've created this entire framework of \"logic\" (it's definitely not) in their head to rationalize all the glaring inconsistencies away and prevent them from ever seeing what's going on. \nTbh I feel genuinely sorry for them most of the time.. but they're making it really hard lol", ">\n\nI've noticed a trend. The most right-wing ones—the bona fide, self-aware white supremacists and Christian nationalists—are much more likely to admit that Trump is a ghoul, that Green, Boebert, and others in the House are mostly morons or pederasts, and that they support them only because those people are convenient vehicles to achieving their ideological goals.\nMeanwhile, the most delusional MAGA types seem to be people, more often women, who retain a core moral compass and empathy for others, but have gone down the rabbit hole. They suffer from massive cognitive dissonance: On the one hand, they've been convinced that America and its children are under attack by \"global elites,\" a nebulous group that now includes anyone who criticizes fascism. On the other hand, it's very hard for them to avoid the fact that the people who lead their movement—Trump, Gaetz, Bannon, Schlapp, Falwell, various insurrectionists—are sexual assailants, violent criminals, and/or serial fraudsters. Trump is a bragging p*ssy-grabber whose party pal was Jeffrey Epstein, the face of the reviled \"global elite.\" \nMany of these MAGA rank and file want to believe they're fighting to protect children and families from a global conspiracy. They are, I think, motivated by decent core values but grossly deluded. So how do they deal with their cognitive dissonance? By shutting out any inconvenient facts and information sources and burrowing further into the rabbit hole, where fellow cultists and opportunists lie to one another to maintain the fiction that their heroes aren't, for instance, a slovenly pedophile real-estate fraudster from Manhattan.", ">\n\nThe false consciousness of being concerned for 'global elites' but voting for billionaires blows my mind....", ">\n\nThe one that gets me is that my dad believes Trump is a Man of God™ sent by the Laird to guide the country back to Jesus. His literal belief. How he can square that is beyond me, but so is Faith and belief in the supernatural, so its just par for the course, I guess.", ">\n\nAnd ironically that \"Man of God\" has done more damage to the Christian brand than anyone else alive. Entire churches are splitting apart over Trump. As have many families.", ">\n\nLiterally have no voice today because of how loud I was shouting \"NO AMNESTY!\"\nI regret absolutely nothing. \nJail Bolsonaro.", ">\n\nI’m Brazilian but have lived in the U.S. since I was a kid. \nWhere I live I rarely encounter other Brazilians but recently I traveled and was walking down the street and saw a large group of people dressed in Brazilian colors. In the USA, for my whole life, that has meant one thing: Soccer fans!\nI was so excited myself about the upcoming World Cup and my face lit up until I got closer and realized what they were: Bolsonaro supporters, rudely blocking the sidewalk, shouting dumb shit at random Americans, making such a scene and behaving so idiotically that now when I see actual Brazilian soccer fans my heart sinks because I’m worried it’s just more right-wing idiots. \nSo fuck this guy, him and his idiot supporters have taken something from me, taken something from all of us.", ">\n\nIt's the same with US colors now. They used to mean you were celebrating 4th of July or thought that flag shirt looked nice at the gift shop. Now if you see a crowd of US flag wearing people there's a 90% chance they're also carrying Trump 2024 and anti-abortion signs.", ">\n\nSimilar up here in Canada. Those Qonvoyers/Clownvoy/Timbit Taliban/Mook Parade folk are always driving around aggressively with unresolvable amounts of Canadian flags out of every orifice.\nThankfully there are very few of them, but excessive flag waving used to be associated with international hockey tournaments.\nJingoism, or excessive nationalism is associated with populism movements though, or at least that's what I remember from school.", ">\n\nExtreme nationalism is also part of the ideology of fascism. Which these ultra patriotic people are very much trying to display. \nA description of what fascism is for the people in denial", ">\n\nI always like to recommend this essay by Umberto Eco, who lived through italian fascism. Very approachable and not too long either (~9 pages).\nI think it portrays the topic in the beginning more on a personal level and is as such easier to understand for some people. As an introduction it's really fantastic.", ">\n\nWhat should have happened in every town and city Jan 7 in the US. \nEdit: and what 97% of the Republican Members of Congress failed to do EVER" ]