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[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad ." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote..." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons", ">\n\nBet he had a killer spike too on a college hight net at nearly 8ft..🤣" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons", ">\n\nBet he had a killer spike too on a college hight net at nearly 8ft..🤣", ">\n\nPhony republicans" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons", ">\n\nBet he had a killer spike too on a college hight net at nearly 8ft..🤣", ">\n\nPhony republicans", ">\n\nI feel like this guy was planted for higher ups to see just how many lies they could actually get away with before people get upset." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons", ">\n\nBet he had a killer spike too on a college hight net at nearly 8ft..🤣", ">\n\nPhony republicans", ">\n\nI feel like this guy was planted for higher ups to see just how many lies they could actually get away with before people get upset.", ">\n\nWhy do ppl lie about crap like this? I could see when Joe Biden said all those lies about his credentials, he didn’t foresee the internet being available to bring it all back up, but in this day and age with info everywhere it’s pretty bold." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons", ">\n\nBet he had a killer spike too on a college hight net at nearly 8ft..🤣", ">\n\nPhony republicans", ">\n\nI feel like this guy was planted for higher ups to see just how many lies they could actually get away with before people get upset.", ">\n\nWhy do ppl lie about crap like this? I could see when Joe Biden said all those lies about his credentials, he didn’t foresee the internet being available to bring it all back up, but in this day and age with info everywhere it’s pretty bold.", ">\n\nNow his lying is so Trumpian, that it's becoming amusing" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons", ">\n\nBet he had a killer spike too on a college hight net at nearly 8ft..🤣", ">\n\nPhony republicans", ">\n\nI feel like this guy was planted for higher ups to see just how many lies they could actually get away with before people get upset.", ">\n\nWhy do ppl lie about crap like this? I could see when Joe Biden said all those lies about his credentials, he didn’t foresee the internet being available to bring it all back up, but in this day and age with info everywhere it’s pretty bold.", ">\n\nNow his lying is so Trumpian, that it's becoming amusing", ">\n\nIs this the guy who reviews cologne?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life", ">\n\nHe’s just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.", ">\n\nI swear to god if I had a genie I’d spend my 3 wishes on politician integrity and self awareness. The third would be making it law that corporations cannot contribute to campaigns or lobby. Or a trillion dollars to outspend them", ">\n\nHow much more of his lies need to come out before the GOP does something?\nLike I think the only factual thing I think is accurate is that in fact he is a male. Who really is this person? \nGot to love how all of this is somehow not entirely against the law at least enough to not be immediately removed from congress over it. \"He should resign\" is GOP talk meaning they are stuck with him.", ">\n\nThey value power over ethics.", ">\n\nIf McCarthy is defending Santos - then I wonder if Santos is doing something unethical or illegal with McCarthy.", ">\n\nHe's defending Santos because he was the deciding vote for Speaker, if he goes McCarthy needs to concede even more power to the crazies if he wants to keep it.", ">\n\nSantos is a crazy. If McCarthy got rid of Santos it's less power for the crazies not more.", ">\n\nAnd who is going to be McCarthy's 218th vote if Santos is removed? Santos is from a blue district and the non-crazy Republicans were already behind him.", ">\n\n1) If Santos is removed it lowers the # required for a Speaker vote to win. \n2) If Santos is removed it lowers the power block-vote the crazies hold. You could see on CSPAN how Santos was besties and voted with MTG. Not in McCarthy's interest to keep him.", ">\n\nHey, we have all exaggerated things in life. Give this guy a break. He looks smart and well-educated. He has a good speaking voice and he smiles and makes eye contact with people. \nWould you rather have a president that looks like any of our presidents since Kennedy, or would you rather have this young, fresh-faced, optimistic guy who has a few quirks but was literally smart enough to lie his way into congress?\nMaybe we need a person in the flattish-circle office who can bluff other world leaders and let us get the edge over them in negotiations.\nHe would run the country like a long con and in the end we would all be millionaires clinking fruity cocktail glasses on the beach in the Caribbean or the south of something and grinning as we contemplate the sequel.\nGeorge Santos for POTUS of the USA 2024!", ">\n\nWe’re watching the Jim Carey character from I Love You Philip Morris con us in real time and just letting him win. Jesus fucking Christ. Boot this guy", ">\n\nI’m beginning to question if this guy actually exists.", ">\n\nDid none of this get discovered by his opponent during the race?", ">\n\nAt this point I’m pretty sure he’s the love child of the Limberg baby and Kaiser Soze", ">\n\nI’m just steeling myself for President Santos.", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind", ">\n\nI heard George Santos say he knows how the next Game of Thrones book ends", ">\n\nGet rid of this piece of shit already! Remember how well supporting trump worked out despite ALL the evidence screaming that it was a bad idea? The lambs are fucking screaming!!!!! Get rid of this guy", ">\n\nSantos is the only man Chuck Norris fears.", ">\n\nWhy or why was t this guy fully vetted before he started campaigning? Where were the folks who knew him personally to discredit his stories?", ">\n\nI would be fired from a low level office job for lies this bad .", ">\n\nThis is as close as I will probably get to my prediction that he would tell a story about being drafted by the Yankees.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the face of the Republican Party.", ">\n\nIs this mf trying to beat Trump's lie tally", ">\n\nthe embodiment and encapsulate of the republican party", ">\n\nDid I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Santos takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'\"", ">\n\nIf you look at him and believe he played volleyball in college that's kinda on you tbh", ">\n\nOnly in America. Your country is joke to the world.", ">\n\nOur country is huge and has hundreds of millions of people, most of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap. \nDon't be an ignorant dick.", ">\n\n\nmost of which are absolutely opposed to this stupid GOP crap.\n\nHe won his election, the GOP won a majority of the house, so it's unfortunately pretty clear that a majority of voters actually support this stupid crap.", ">\n\nThe only thing clear here is that you don't understand US politics", ">\n\nI understand that you can't win elections with a minority vote...", ">\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\nGerrymandering in the house of representatives is a huge problem, but I probably don't need to tell an expert like you about that, right?", ">\n\n\nBro, we've had 5 presidential elections where the successful candidate lost the popular vote.\n\nThe electoral college only applies to the President, Santos ran for the House, and he clearly won the majority vote (142,472 for Santos vs 120,737 for Zimmerman).\nGerrymandering or not, he won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\nThe points you're bringing up don't make sense, it seems like you're confusing the different branches and their procedures.", ">\n\n\nhe won the majority of votes in his district, as did everyone else who won a seat.\n\nI'm not sure this is true though but I don't have the time to fact check it. There might have been a couple of elections with a third party candidate who made it so the winner got a plurality, not a majority.", ">\n\ni want him to stay. he is hilarious. and probably better in his incompetence than another, more dangerous maga douchebag", ">\n\nIf he goes, Dems will almost certainly take the seat, which is the only reason I want him out. Otherwise he’s fuckin weird, embarrassing to McCarthy, and forces house members to face hard questions every single day. He’s great. I wish there were 10 of him.", ">\n\nas far as I understand, the local republican chapter can chose an alternative to santos. probably a standard hardcore corporate drone considering its ny. \ncorrect me anyone if i am wrong. but better comic relief santos than a controlled alternative", ">\n\nGovernor would call a new election. The district is new, but it went for Biden and Santos was a surprise. With both parties choosing new candidates, it’d be close and a lot of voters are pretty pissed. Most observers say it’d likely be a flip, which is why McCarthy is trying to avoid calling for resignation despite the local party trying to throw Santos into the ocean. \nNothing’s a sure thing, but the Dems would love another crack at that seat, for sure.", ">\n\nok. thanks for explaining. this sounds good then.", ">\n\nConservative whites typically make unsubstantiated claims. This is a part of their culture.", ">\n\nI mean fake it till you make it right!", ">\n\nMaybe he identifies as a volleyball player? Who are we to say otherwise?", ">\n\nOh hey, it’s the one joke. Shocking", ">\n\nHe was just that good.", ">\n\nFreelance volleyball star", ">\n\nOne lie begets 100 more", ">\n\nYup.\nRepublicans again showing how clearly incompetent, or negligent they are.", ">\n\nHe’s going to be your president soon. He’s the mirror image of DJT.", ">\n\nYou looked at this man and said, “college athlete”?", ">\n\nRepublicans aren't going to be shamed into booting this goofball, may as well just enjoy the comedy while we can.", ">\n\nDude will be GOP poster boy in no time. Feed ‘em shit. They always swallow without chewing", ">\n\nThe lies don't stop and only get more ridiculous. This dude is a pathetic joke.", ">\n\nThe dude is clearly a compulsive liar.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like the kid who got pummeled in dodge ball. Not a college athlete.", ">\n\nI bet he was also captain of the local mensa chapter and ran a marathon every day. Did he found a billion dollar startup in his spare time while building his own personal free energy generator? You know it. Which is pretty incredible considering he was getting triple PhDs in math, physics, and literature!", ">\n\nThe state of the GOP in this country, sending back to the House all the traitors that they did and more so that the shifted the balance, ought to tell us that this asshat's lies and deceit mean nothing to the voters so long as there is an R after his name.", ">\n\nI thought I saw him playing for UGA on Monday.", ">\n\nLet me guess… his real name is Art Vandelay and he was an architect 🙄", ">\n\n…and he rode unicorns to school", ">\n\nI want to see the movie of his life story starring Jon Lovitz.", ">\n\nWell, as someone once told me, if you’re gonna lie might as well make it a big one for maximum effect. Go big or go home!", ">\n\nApparently this guy is gay and dated a man in the past, but the gays don’t own him.", ">\n\nRepublicans just lie about everything, anytime, anywhere. \nIt’s so obnoxious all these titles aren’t calling him “Liar George Santos.”", ">\n\nOk. So, we have established that he is a pathological liar. Can we just ignore him now? He's in congress, there is nothing we can do. Ignore him. Pointing out his lies at this point is just redundant.", ">\n\nThis man has some mental issues", ">\n\nThis same GOP chair, in that statement, that Santos' \"fabrications went too far\". NOT that he LIED... no no no , but this time those lies simply went 'TOO FAR'....\nScrew every single Republican politician in this country. Yes, even the 'good ones'. They have created these monsters with their enabling of other monsters. This is on them. I am coming to believe that every Republican in this country, from city dog-catcher to president is corrupt, indebted to some foreign power, a theocratic lunatic terrorist, a pathological liar, a sexual deviant/predator/trafficker, a wild card (pick any moral failing and/or crime, or some demonic combination of all of them. (Looking at you Gaetz)\nThe sooner we can get rid of them the better, but their cancerous influence will haunt this country for decades either way sadly.", ">\n\nSomeone's looking into his immigration status, right? Given everything that's come out about this guy, there can't be any way he did everything by the book when he moved to the US.", ">\n\nHe is backed by white nationalists. Their money put him in.", ">\n\nHe is like a character on The Good Wife. Lies to your face, people call it out. He goes: “No I didn’t.” Then tells a lie about the last lie.", ">\n\nI mean, in his defense, you have to be really good to be a volleyball star at a school you didn't even attend.", ">\n\nLike, I don’t know, i’m looking for a bit of a career change. Should I just contact someone in the GOP and tell them I’ll do whatever they want me to do to so I can have a cushy retirement fund someday?", ">\n\nHas anyone in history of politics had such an assorted and diverse history of bullshit? \nLike what hasn't this guy done?", ">\n\nI mean, 80% of what Trump said was an outright lie and that worked so why is the GOP suddenly worried about lies?", ">\n\nStart putting his name in quotes at this point, because he could be lying about that.", ">\n\nVolleyball star and good enough at basketball to outscore a prime Kobe Bryant. What can’t he do?", ">\n\nSo this guys lies are worse than other politician? I see this guy as a professional troll. What he’s doing is highlighting how hypocritical the nation is. One lie or even a failed campaign promise is unacceptable for elected officials. If you make excuses for X, Y, Z politician but think Santos needs to go, you’re a hypocrite.", ">\n\nIs it just me, or does this dude always have 6 layers on?", ">\n\nI believe Mr. Santos should be considered for a leadership position in the GOP––he's been highly successfully at what they specialize in. But maybe they're waiting to see if he goes to jail. That's probably a step they've built in to the process.", ">\n\nJust look at him lol. That one should have been obvious", ">\n\nDid his Grindr profile leak to the news outlets?", ">\n\nFive bucks that this pissant and Tania Head are BFF.", ">\n\nWhat’s the over under on this guy being a sleeper agent / spy?", ">\n\nYa but what kinda grades did get ?🤔", ">\n\nWe were all to locked on Walker that we couldn’t even keep up with all of the GOPs grifts and they snuck a Ruzzian asset right into Congress. The gop are traitors.", ">\n\nIs this where the GOP dews the line?", ">\n\nNow I'm convinced that Santos is a narcissistic compulsive liar, and he kept going with those lies all the way into holding public office. He literally can't help making up braggadocious things about himself, and he started to think either no one would catch on, or that some of it was actually true.\nA man like that needs help, not to be coddled by politicians because his lies leading to success led to a gain for them. And of course he should face the punishment for the actual crimes he committed.", ">\n\nThis dude’s layer game give me serial killer vibes", ">\n\nIf he stays dont blame him blame Kevin McCarthy hes the one who wants him there because its a sure vote for him anytime he wants. Yes he should be banned from the house.or any office from dog catcher on up.", ">\n\nIs his real name George Santos, this scum needs to be thrown in jail", ">\n\nSo are we just saying “fuck it” to all that though? Is this Lazy Town resident seriously keeping his ill-gotten chair? I hate this country sometimes.", ">\n\nThis dude basically Pulled a real life Elliot from search party", ">\n\nAsshole famous for all the wrong reasons", ">\n\nBet he had a killer spike too on a college hight net at nearly 8ft..🤣", ">\n\nPhony republicans", ">\n\nI feel like this guy was planted for higher ups to see just how many lies they could actually get away with before people get upset.", ">\n\nWhy do ppl lie about crap like this? I could see when Joe Biden said all those lies about his credentials, he didn’t foresee the internet being available to bring it all back up, but in this day and age with info everywhere it’s pretty bold.", ">\n\nNow his lying is so Trumpian, that it's becoming amusing", ">\n\nIs this the guy who reviews cologne?", ">\n\nThis must be the fragrance kid" ]