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[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser" ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend." ]

[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ">\n\nAnd our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.", ">\n\nWe definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him", ">\n\nNever forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.", ">\n\nMichelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.", ">\n\nThat video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was \"You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it.\"", ">\n\nSNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.", ">\n\nYa, that’s the ticket!", ">\n\n..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.", ">\n\nOne thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.", ">\n\nNo way. That’s a C for sure.", ">\n\nA low hanging C. Moob quality.", ">\n\nTo be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.", ">\n\nHe played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.", ">\n\nI heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.", ">\n\nHe’s the most interesting man alive", ">\n\nThe Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.", ">\n\nEvery blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a \"millionaire cowboy astronaut\"", ">\n\nLook, this hat comes right off!", ">\n\nAh Lois, coming here was a mistake.\nI also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.", ">\n\nYou got money for fake moustaches?\nGettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.", ">\n\nGeorge Constanza is in awe of this man.", ">\n\nSpeak for yourself. Fuck this guy.", ">\n\nWhat is it that you do?", ">\n\nHe’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.", ">\n\nLatex.", ">\n\nAnd potato chips", ">\n\nYou guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.", ">\n\nThe guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.", ">\n\nThat’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries.", ">\n\nAnd world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim.", ">\n\nYou know it really wasn't that hard either", ">\n\nThis guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican!", ">\n\nOne is a qualification for the other.", ">\n\nHe must stop with the sweaters", ">\n\nI'm glad someone has finally said this. They're just so banal.", ">\n\nIf I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin.", ">\n\nThis can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket!", ">\n\nYou mean his husband, Brad Pitt.", ">\n\nHe has a husband and wife!", ">\n\nThis is what open embrace of lying liars produces. After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie…. GOP is home to lies. This guy was just doing the GOP thing. It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit. It’s what it does.", ">\n\nRumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door", ">\n\nHopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out", ">\n\nDoesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body.", ">\n\nI’m sure there’s been at least one or two.", ">\n\nJFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. \nAnd the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt?", ">\n\nWhich leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good.", ">\n\n“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!”", ">\n\nTo be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point \nInstead they just… did nothing?", ">\n\nWas he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register.", ">\n\nThe House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican party look like they hold their own accountable.", ">\n\nLoL not going to happen.\nRepublican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him!", ">\n\nHe's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin.", ">\n\nHe also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL. Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do.", ">\n\nand they're both from long island!", ">\n\nWell, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.", ">\n\nWe get it; he’s a lying fraud, and it’s Republican goals. Please stop showing me his swinely face.", ">\n\nReally who is this guy? Where did he come from and who is paying him?", ">\n\nWho ever he beat for this Congress seat must have run one of the worst campaigns ever \nDid they do any opposition research. \nMost of the things he's lied about aren't hard to dig up the truth.", ">\n\nThe league of stable geniuses.", ">\n\nTheres no way his name is actually George Santos. Did you see him miss his own roll call repeatedly? No fucking way", ">\n\nA legend in his own mind.", ">\n\nThe entire thing is beyond a joke at this point. However, it is quite reflective of our entire political system", ">\n\nThe man also looks like a sexual predator.", ">\n\nI just….of all things to lie about? Being a VOLLEYBALL STAR would not be at the top of my list. He could have chosen anything.", ">\n\nr/NotTheOnion", ">\n\nAt this point are we even sure this guy is a human? I mean seriously. This dude gets to keep his job, I am running on the next ticket. I am going to be the most qualified yeti you have ever seen. \nWalk on the moon? Yep did it, back with Neil. Score 4 touchdowns in a single game? Yep back in high school. Been wounded in battle? Yep, at Heartbreak ridge. It was a hell of a battle. I can also eat cheesy poofs without getting any residue on my fingers.", ">\n\nJerking off under the bleacher is being a star in his head.", ">\n\nRemember when George Santos was Luke's father? That blew me away in the theater as a kid in 1980, I couldn't believe it.", ">\n\nThis story gets funnier by the day. Like the dog who caught the car. Repubs celebrating Santos' win in a Dem district by lying his a$$ off. Every Repub in Congress will get airbrushed with this guy's colors. Now what?\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nLie on your resume and it’s grounds for termination in 99.9% of all jobs. This guy gets arguably one of the top 1000 most important jobs in the government and we can’t do anything about it. We live in a banana republic.", ">\n\nYou are all too critical of Santos. That’s no way to treat the first openly gay Black woman in the House of Representatives.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick Contest", ">\n\nTime for him to step down. You don't want a compulsive liar in office.", ">\n\nDon't they?", ">\n\nI'm starting to think that George Santos was lying when he said that in 1998, he threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.", ">\n\nBro hasn’t exercised one day in his life", ">\n\nThis guy is a real life George Costanza. Next he's gonna say he's an architect.\nI see this has already been said several times in this thread. Awesome", ">\n\nOh yeah he looks like an athlete.", ">\n\nThis guy needs a therapist, not to be sitting in Congress. SMH", ">\n\nI'd love to see this pudgy bastard spike a ball.", ">\n\nAlso GOP Chair: \"And that's when I decided 'He's our boy!'\"", ">\n\nThe fact that GOP house leadership doesn’t care says everything about the party. I grew up thinking Republicans had principles and were necessary to balance Democrats. Now it’s clear that was bullshit.", ">\n\nOpening line of Santo's Autobiography \" I was born a poor black child.\"", ">\n\nBut, why volleyball???", ">\n\nWhen does the George Santos Lies subreddit launch?", ">\n\nYou know with Fortune cookies people always joke by adding \"in bed\". Well I propose every lie told by Santos should have \"on the moon\" added to the end.", ">\n\nthat he bought from winning mega millions this week I'm pretty sure", ">\n\nThis is like an “Ask Reddit” question at this point…what hasn’t George Santos done? Never mind there’s only one answer.", ">\n\nTold the truth?", ">\n\nSomeone should dress up like George and just start showing up at his office saying he's the real George Santos.", ">\n\nHe would be more honest.", ">\n\nPlus he said he was the star on a National Championship team that didn’t exist. After that he went on to the NBA to be the Nets 7’ foot 3” center that scored 45 points a game. All true, it’s on his new resume he gave McCarthy.", ">\n\nMakes sense since he also played on 2 NCAA basketball championships . His 62” vertical leap was legendary.", ">\n\nThis guy looks like every pretentious douchebag I went to college with. Deck shoes, multiple polos on with the collars up, looking down on the peasants with Daddy’s money falling out of his pockets. Never wanted to punch a politician in the face so badly.", ">\n\nThis guy is no different than trump. Except trump rapes women (and children) and is trying to destroy American democracy. Republicans fuckin suck.", ">\n\nSounds like every other aspect of his life. He and Trump should have a storytelling competition... lol", ">\n\nGeorge Santos was Tom Cruise's body double for the volleyball scene in Top Gun", ">\n\nIt’s worth remembering that the GOP didn’t start going after this guy until news broke that he (or his aide) tricked rich Republican donors into believing McCarthy’s team wanted to raise money for Santos’ campaign. They were willing to turn a blind eye to everything else up until that point.\nIf the line Republicans are drawing in the sand is “don’t fuck with our donors,” the implication is clear: Republicans don’t give a shit about you or doing the right thing on moral principles. They only care about money—specifically the money that keeps them in power.", ">\n\nSantos was my wingman when I seduced the queen of england.", ">\n\ni’m only here to comment on how bad this photo is - this is the only thing about this guy that’s actually factual. \nwe need to demand honor and accountability from our elected officials, with legal repercussions if they’re found to be frauds. that’s the only way this won’t continue to be perpetuated. he’s not the first to do this, but he’s the first to do it so poorly it immediately blew up. but narcissists will not stop being narcissists, so there must be legal recourse. this man is getting paid more this year than he has in most of his working years and we are footing the bill for his lies accomplishing wealth and success for him. \nno more.", ">\n\nLmao, yes. The photos get progressively worse in every article about him.", ">\n\nSo when is he going to have his mental breakdown and do his apology tour?", ">\n\nFred Armisen could play the part to a tee", ">\n\nIs his fucking name even George?! Have we checked?!", ">\n\nGet this guy out already. He’s such an embarrassment. Who cares if he seat flips at this point.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.", ">\n\nI was just telling this story the other day but I bartended in a place that had a regular. He was certainly wealthy and was good for a $100 tip no matter the amount of his bill. He was a nice enough guy but would constantly tell the most outlandish lies. Some hits of his were he was a former professional baseball player, his wife was Miss Georgia in the early 80's, he invented the palm pilot for Casio, he was a guitarist for the Eagles Etc. Etc. Etc. \nWell one day he said that he had won the congressional medal of honor. Well, the other regular sitting next to him snapped and was like \"You've never won the CMH, only x amount of people have ever won that medal and you aren't one of them\". This other regular was generally a quiet guy so we were all taken aback by his outburst. The next day he showed up with a printout of every CMH recipient but the liar never ever showed back up again and he had been going to that bar for years.\nThis is who this Santos character reminds me of, just lies at every turn for the sake of lying.", ">\n\nShould the Republican party be sued for fraud?", ">\n\nThere's \"politician lies\" and then there's this pathological \"lying about everything under the sun for no good reason.\" This dude is a psycho.", ">\n\nAll this santos stuff is just a reminder that if you lie on your resume no one is going to check. Do what you gotta do to get the job.", ">\n\nHow the fuck was he not fact checked more DURING his run? The fact this all coming out now is insane.", ">\n\nI’m just… how in the fuck did he get away with lying about\n\nGraduating high school\nGoing to high school\nGraduating in the top 1% of his college class\nGraduating college at all\nAttending college at all\nGraduating business school at NYU\nAttending business school at NYU\nWorking for Goldman Sachs\nWorking for Citi\nHaving a pet charity ??\nHaving “four employees die” at the Pulse shooting\nBeing married to a man\nBeing married at all\nBeing Jewish (he’s Roman Catholic)\nHis grandmother surviving the Holocaust\nHis mother dying in 9/11\nHis mother not dying in 9/11 but being in the south tower and then dying of cancer \n\nI mean what the FUCK, even 3 of those lies are nutty. ALL of them?? And House Republicans still don’t want to get rid of him because they’re so afraid to lose the house. This is just next-tier pathetic.", ">\n\nThanks to old George Santos, I finally understand what the phrase \"pathological liar\" means. George is actually mentally ill, and compelled by his illness to lie all the time.\nDonald Trump isn't a pathological liar after all. He is just really stupid but thinks he is the smartest man in the room and can get away with lying to achieve his ends and cover his crimes.", ">\n\nWhat’s next? Are you going to tell me he was not a finalist in the miss universe now?", ">\n\nHe also played Wilson in Castaway.", ">\n\nI wish the real story would get reported on here.\nIt's clear from the George Santos and Madison Cawthorn cases that the entire GOP has skeletons in their closets that they all know amongst themselves that they only reveal when they want to take someone down. Almost like it's a prerequisite for joining the GOP to have these skeletons.", ">\n\nI think I’m just gunna start being like Santos and make shit up, last year I was the interdenominational patty cake champion which I won by myself as my partner Santa Claus had to save earth from a Martian attack from mars", ">\n\nHe was at school slapping balls though. That part isn’t in dispute.", ">\n\nDude if you’re gonna lie why would you make it fucking volleyball lol", ">\n\nI have a feeling he is a legit psychopath. Like no problem lying to get his way. Loves the limelight. Will do anything to keep power. Is manipulative.", ">\n\nDude lied to both sides and is liability to both. Both sides should be working to get him out but Mccarthy is shortsighted.", ">\n\nUhh one side (R) still benefits from him having the job. His vote on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop/penis counts just as much as McCarthy's or MTG or Bobo' vote to investigate nonsense. Why would the GOP bother to get him kicked out??\nAlso you forget the most voters, especially GOP voters have the memory of a goldfish.", ">\n\nThe lies are a distraction, a red herring, to keep attention focused elsewhere instead of in the finances. And the media is gargling the balls of this move like an expert porn star.", ">\n\nThis rotund bumblefuck was never an athlete. What a loser", ">\n\nThis guy is constant content. I hope he sticks around for a bit.", ">\n\nHe was also the star QB, and like Al Bundy, he once threw 4 TD in one game. Dude is a true legend.", ">\n\nI do not believe for an instant that man has ever played a game of volleyball in his life" ]