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[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set." ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too", ">\n\nIt's wireless 😏" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too", ">\n\nIt's wireless 😏", ">\n\nI ~~can't~~ see what you did there..." ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too", ">\n\nIt's wireless 😏", ">\n\nI ~~can't~~ see what you did there...", ">\n\nI have the cool killer polar bear one. I love that thing. I’m a huge fan of bears so anything bears I have to get" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too", ">\n\nIt's wireless 😏", ">\n\nI ~~can't~~ see what you did there...", ">\n\nI have the cool killer polar bear one. I love that thing. I’m a huge fan of bears so anything bears I have to get", ">\n\nThe packaging was ass, and the delays sucked but I just put them on and they sound and feel pretty good at least" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too", ">\n\nIt's wireless 😏", ">\n\nI ~~can't~~ see what you did there...", ">\n\nI have the cool killer polar bear one. I love that thing. I’m a huge fan of bears so anything bears I have to get", ">\n\nThe packaging was ass, and the delays sucked but I just put them on and they sound and feel pretty good at least", ">\n\nClearly, it’s beautiful." ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too", ">\n\nIt's wireless 😏", ">\n\nI ~~can't~~ see what you did there...", ">\n\nI have the cool killer polar bear one. I love that thing. I’m a huge fan of bears so anything bears I have to get", ">\n\nThe packaging was ass, and the delays sucked but I just put them on and they sound and feel pretty good at least", ">\n\nClearly, it’s beautiful.", ">\n\nWhat's the problem?" ]

[ "Build is a Firstblood b67 with Zeal Pearlio switches (l&f), Zeal plate mount switches (Krytox 205g0 and XHT-BDZ), and Lelelab Crystal SuperX keycaps", ">\n\nit makes me uncomfortable", ">\n\nThat is pretty clear.", ">\n\nYou are very transparent with your likes and dislikes. I admire your crystal clear mind set.", ">\n\nhm, needs clear PCB", ">\n\nMe refreshing on the finalmouse drop", ">\n\nYour issues seem very transparent", ">\n\nDo you know if this set comes with a 6u centered spacebar?", ">\n\nNo I think just the regular and 7U", ">\n\nWhat do the caps feel like?\nAre they the kind of smooth plastic which is almost sticky? Like if you ran your hand along a long piece of it you'd get that kind of window scrape sound?", ">\n\nIt is extremely smooth, it doesn't have that kind of friction if you were to scratch it but they're rather slippery", ">\n\nI'm a newbie, and I want to understand something.\nThe clear key caps, is that just a challenge to see if you know what each key is?\nPersonally, I would be very lost without some letters lol", ">\n\nI touch type even with legends. The f and j are slightly raised though you can barely see it here", ">\n\nAre clear keycaps thin sounding or do they just look it?", ">\n\nI'll take a sound test tomorrow and reply with it for you", ">\n\n!remindme 1 day", ">\n\nI can see right through this. It’s obviously just the packaging that the real key caps came in!", ">\n\nFuck that would have been so much cheaper", ">\n\nYou need a clear cable now too", ">\n\nIt's wireless 😏", ">\n\nI ~~can't~~ see what you did there...", ">\n\nI have the cool killer polar bear one. I love that thing. I’m a huge fan of bears so anything bears I have to get", ">\n\nThe packaging was ass, and the delays sucked but I just put them on and they sound and feel pretty good at least", ">\n\nClearly, it’s beautiful.", ">\n\nWhat's the problem?", ">\n\nI downvoted for the pun, but nice keyboard." ]

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[ "Irony is dead." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline..." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go", ">\n\nNeither should she" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go", ">\n\nNeither should she", ">\n\nEat each other!" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go", ">\n\nNeither should she", ">\n\nEat each other!", ">\n\nShe's calling Adam Schiff a conspiracy theorist?\nI've read 7 books on Trump since his presidency ended. Schiff's book was the best written, most fair, and most comprehensive.\nRepublicans are waging a war against reality." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go", ">\n\nNeither should she", ">\n\nEat each other!", ">\n\nShe's calling Adam Schiff a conspiracy theorist?\nI've read 7 books on Trump since his presidency ended. Schiff's book was the best written, most fair, and most comprehensive.\nRepublicans are waging a war against reality.", ">\n\nIs it worth reading? Schiff's book?" ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go", ">\n\nNeither should she", ">\n\nEat each other!", ">\n\nShe's calling Adam Schiff a conspiracy theorist?\nI've read 7 books on Trump since his presidency ended. Schiff's book was the best written, most fair, and most comprehensive.\nRepublicans are waging a war against reality.", ">\n\nIs it worth reading? Schiff's book?", ">\n\nI definitely think so. He lays out the evidence and doesn't embellish as much as other authors.\nMicheal Wolff's book \"Landslide\" was informative but was very anti-Trump. \nBob Woodward's books were...not hard hitting enough considering his resume. I feel like he almost sucked up to Trump for access. I listened to all of the interviews Bob did with Trump as well. So bad. Trump is hard to listen to for 10 hours straight. \nSchiff to me stayed the most rational. He actually seemed the least biased." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go", ">\n\nNeither should she", ">\n\nEat each other!", ">\n\nShe's calling Adam Schiff a conspiracy theorist?\nI've read 7 books on Trump since his presidency ended. Schiff's book was the best written, most fair, and most comprehensive.\nRepublicans are waging a war against reality.", ">\n\nIs it worth reading? Schiff's book?", ">\n\nI definitely think so. He lays out the evidence and doesn't embellish as much as other authors.\nMicheal Wolff's book \"Landslide\" was informative but was very anti-Trump. \nBob Woodward's books were...not hard hitting enough considering his resume. I feel like he almost sucked up to Trump for access. I listened to all of the interviews Bob did with Trump as well. So bad. Trump is hard to listen to for 10 hours straight. \nSchiff to me stayed the most rational. He actually seemed the least biased.", ">\n\nMaggie Haberman's Confidence Man was pretty great and the epilogue is one of the wildest, most fucked up things I've ever read." ]

[ "Irony is dead.", ">\n\nTalk about the pot and the fucking kettle", ">\n\nIt's like Vantablack calling Black 3.0 black.", ">\n\nI just heard about Black 3.0 from this and daaaamn.", ">\n\nLemme tell you about White 2.0.", ">\n\nAnd the pinkest pink, and the silverest silver.", ">\n\nAnd red paint made from gay blood the Red Cross won't accept for transfusions!", ">\n\nTalk to the FDA about that. It's their regulation, and Red Cross is required by law to follow it. Red Cross and other blood donation organizations have been lobbying for the regulations to change for a long time now.", ">\n\nThe Red Cross doesn't discriminate, they'll take any blood that's healthy enough for transfusion.", ">\n\nFacts. If they don’t take it, it’s because there’s something wrong with it or the person answered a question on the sheet with a no no answer", ">\n\nSo, she's including herself?", ">\n\nWell, no. Because she thinks her conspiracies are just plain old truth.", ">\n\nShe’s referring to her tiff with Empty G. Jewish space lasers, etc.", ">\n\nI am going to assume you were using voice to text on that one, but if you weren't, Empty G is the best name for her I've seen.", ">\n\nHah, thanks! Wish I could take credit for it, but someone more clever than I am used it, so I stole it. Agree that it’s a perfect name for that mummified Barbie.", ">\n\nIt's ok rimjobnemesis, I still credit you for enlightening several of us.", ">\n\nDozens, even", ">\n\nSome folks will use any excuse to get out of work.", ">\n\nExactly my thoughts. She saw MTG sitting on her ass when she was excluded from committees and got jealous", ">\n\nHoldup, what does Magic The Gathering have to do with this?", ">\n\nMarjorie Taylor Green disrespects the acronym", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run bath water.", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to run to the store for chips", ">\n\nLauren Boebert isn't fit to tell if it is raining", ">\n\nThis woman is violently fucking stupid.", ">\n\nAnd Colorado keeps voting her in. WTF?", ">\n\nWoah woah woah don't blame all of Colorado. She's 3rd district. That's all rural good ol' boys country. Beautiful areas, but it's heavily conservative.\nIt's our upstate NY.", ">\n\nAnd she barely won. It was a nice week when she was silent on Twitter. As soon as her win was confirmed she was back with the crazy shit. Not realizing at all that her stupidity almost cost her seat in deep red county.", ">\n\nIt seems like she’s blaming MTG and their association with one another for how close her victory was", ">\n\nFor a second I thought she was blaming Magic: The Gathering and was really excited to read that dumb story.", ">\n\nI'm too sober for this headline...", ">\n\nThat's what happens when you browse Reddit sober.", ">\n\nNo amount of inebriation is enough to browse reddit", ">\n\nWhen did the Republican Party suddenly become full of conspiracy theorist extremists? I remember being a kid in high-school in 08 and remembering Romney being this pompous corporation shill republican, but he seemed sensible. Now we have legitimate crazy fucking people who are no where near competent holding political office. It's the strangest turnaround I've ever seen.", ">\n\nIt started in 08 with Obama. The TEA Party started up on the fringes. Now they are fully embedded in the Republican Party.", ">\n\nThe scary thing is they went from being a fringe minority in 2008 to now basically running the Republican Party. What do they look like 2036? Do they become full fascist and mask off? We have Marjorie Taylor Green floating around civil war propaganda. I wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools, try getting blue voting democrats out of red states or making their votes not matter, completely gutting vaccine research funding, etc.", ">\n\n\nI wonder how long before they straight up start to try to be mask off and abolish public schools\n\nThat’s already started.", ">\n\n(Ron DeSantis has entered the chat)", ">\n\nKari Lake is desperately waiving her hand to chat.", ">\n\n[Betsy DeVos has been in the chat for several years]", ">\n\nShe's been trying to mess with Michigan schools for decades", ">\n\n[points at right palm] I know, I live here.", ">\n\nI have a pin tattoo so I don't have to!", ">\n\nThat's what always got me.. how fast it feels these life long republicans got turned on by new \"republicans\".\nBetter, easier GUIs were a mistake lol but I guess I can't just blame that, I read NWO conspiracy theories in the late 90s but I can guarantee not as many people had exposure to stuff like that. \n...or have it pushed in their faces 24/7 for the revenue.", ">\n\nI used to think people.in the future would be far more tech literate. As they would be immersed in it since childhood. Well now the user interfaces and tech is so user friendly that you only need to turn on your device and you're good to go. You don't need to know how to troubleshoot, Google, or tear something down. It's all done for you or is made to not be self done.", ">\n\nThe size of everything and the precision in which we could manufacturer just started going crazy. Went from ctr, to LCD to .3 in phones in how long?\nIronically one of the biggest booms in modern history and it's used to make people stupider for profit.", ">\n\nPot. Kettle. Black.", ">\n\nFYI, Pot and Kettle have called. They’re filing a defamation suit against you comparing them to Lauren Boebert.", ">\n\nYa I deserve that", ">\n\nI completely agree.", ">\n\nRight? Like, shit. She had a good streak where there was absolutely nothing i liked about her or agreed with her about", ">\n\nBroken clock and all that.", ">\n\nThat seems a little too frequent for her... maybe we need a new phrase... but how can a calendar be broken?", ">\n\nEven a broken clock finds a nut once in a while.", ">\n\nAlso no traitors", ">\n\nDon't forget the Domestic Terrorists.", ">\n\nr/SelfAwarewolves", ">\n\nGreat, so where's her resignation letter?", ">\n\nSo no one has explained to her the definition of “conspiracy theory “", ">\n\nIt’s like “woke”, they talk about it at length but when asked, they can’t define it.", ">\n\nSeems like most condemnations from them boil down to the same definition: people who don't agree with me.", ">\n\nShe is self cancelling.", ">\n\nThat would require self awareness", ">\n\nSo, she's stepping down?", ">\n\nhmmmm and what would she say about people who attempted to pull off a coup?", ">\n\nJesus what a dumbass", ">\n\nNether should high school dropouts who marry men who expose themselves to underage girls.", ">\n\nWho also believes in conspiracy theories.", ">\n\nI totally agree. She has to go", ">\n\nNeither should she", ">\n\nEat each other!", ">\n\nShe's calling Adam Schiff a conspiracy theorist?\nI've read 7 books on Trump since his presidency ended. Schiff's book was the best written, most fair, and most comprehensive.\nRepublicans are waging a war against reality.", ">\n\nIs it worth reading? Schiff's book?", ">\n\nI definitely think so. He lays out the evidence and doesn't embellish as much as other authors.\nMicheal Wolff's book \"Landslide\" was informative but was very anti-Trump. \nBob Woodward's books were...not hard hitting enough considering his resume. I feel like he almost sucked up to Trump for access. I listened to all of the interviews Bob did with Trump as well. So bad. Trump is hard to listen to for 10 hours straight. \nSchiff to me stayed the most rational. He actually seemed the least biased.", ">\n\nMaggie Haberman's Confidence Man was pretty great and the epilogue is one of the wildest, most fucked up things I've ever read.", ">\n\nI saw it on Audible but it was a young picture of Trump so I assumed it was from his pre-president days.\nWould you recommend it?" ]