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[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"", ">\n\nThis headline doesn’t even make the top 10 Santos fibs." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"", ">\n\nThis headline doesn’t even make the top 10 Santos fibs.", ">\n\n“I’ve gotta go, I’m in a really important bike race right now”" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"", ">\n\nThis headline doesn’t even make the top 10 Santos fibs.", ">\n\n“I’ve gotta go, I’m in a really important bike race right now”", ">\n\nI like this guy. He’s like all the other politicians but with all the skeletons out of the closet. Him and Fetterman are my two favorite so far" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"", ">\n\nThis headline doesn’t even make the top 10 Santos fibs.", ">\n\n“I’ve gotta go, I’m in a really important bike race right now”", ">\n\nI like this guy. He’s like all the other politicians but with all the skeletons out of the closet. Him and Fetterman are my two favorite so far", ">\n\nI think it’s safe to say at this point that anything Santos has said that is complimentary in anyway is probably a lie." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"", ">\n\nThis headline doesn’t even make the top 10 Santos fibs.", ">\n\n“I’ve gotta go, I’m in a really important bike race right now”", ">\n\nI like this guy. He’s like all the other politicians but with all the skeletons out of the closet. Him and Fetterman are my two favorite so far", ">\n\nI think it’s safe to say at this point that anything Santos has said that is complimentary in anyway is probably a lie.", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a college volleyball career and only after he got elected did people not realize this dude is full of shit?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"", ">\n\nThis headline doesn’t even make the top 10 Santos fibs.", ">\n\n“I’ve gotta go, I’m in a really important bike race right now”", ">\n\nI like this guy. He’s like all the other politicians but with all the skeletons out of the closet. Him and Fetterman are my two favorite so far", ">\n\nI think it’s safe to say at this point that anything Santos has said that is complimentary in anyway is probably a lie.", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a college volleyball career and only after he got elected did people not realize this dude is full of shit?", ">\n\nNot the lies we are worried about, but does help solidify the man as a pathological liar." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?", ">\n\nTelephone game AllStar this dude is.", ">\n\nAre we even sure he has knees?", ">\n\nAt this point, can we just have news when he finally tells the truth?", ">\n\nGuys, can we leave this Iwo-Jima-flag-hoisting, Adolf-Hitler-assassinating, Cold-War-hero-who-walked-on-the-moon and also won Super Bowl 80 alone?", ">\n\nI don't know how deliberate his lies were. I think he is mentally ill and cannot stop lying. All politicians lie but this is on a different level.", ">\n\nTurns out it was a triple knee surgery. Left knee, right knee, and weenie.", ">\n\nEven his normal smile looks like a cartoon villain known for lying", ">\n\nWell at least he has 11 NFL super bowl championship rings to fall back on from his 6 seasons, he is still the - greatest quarterback that ever played the game", ">\n\nOn the santos scale this is a 2 at best", ">\n\nWhere’s the Republican outrage??", ">\n\nI bet those fuckin' glasses aren't even prescription!", ">\n\nHe meant Kneepad replacements", ">\n\nOh shucks that’s just a little embellishment. I mean it’s not like he’s a pathological liar or anything like that, right?", ">\n\nFunny how the post is about knee replacements and a lot of people are talking about chicken skin.", ">\n\nThe real question is what species of invertebrate alien he is", ">\n\nMaybe stop reporting on him. Stop making him famous. We've established he is a liar", ">\n\nHe looks like a guy who tried beach volleyball 1 time, twisted his ankle almost immediately, and then sat out so there were uneven teams and complained enough to ruin everyone's day", ">\n\nI don’t mean to be so superficial but honestly - what is wrong with all these conservative’s faces? Why do so many of them look like lizard people wearing a human suit?\nIt’s not at all the most pressing issue with all this; it’s just a weird thing.", ">\n\nCan we really confirm that his name is really George santo and not Vladimir so and so!", ">\n\nHe looked at Ted Cruz and said \"hold my beer\"", ">\n\nWe know where those knees have been", ">\n\nHow in the \"F\" has this guy not been recalled yet?", ">\n\nWe have to be just making shit up at some point? Right? right? Star Wars meme here", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a school he probably never attended.", ">\n\nThis isn't even the worst thing. Texts just dropped that he started a gofundme for a disabled veterans dog to get a benign tumor removed, raised 3 grand, then ran with the money after calling the owner greedy for wanting to ride with the dog for the procedure. The dog ended up dying. Santos is scum.", ">\n\nWait, this guy ISN’T a volleyball star?", ">\n\nAt this point is this guy just thee embodiment of satire about what it means to be an American politician?", ">\n\nIt says a lot about our society that this type of person isn’t completely ostracized when the lies become public but is still allowed to hold public office.", ">\n\nThose glasses aren’t even prescription", ">\n\nThis is just Madlibs.\nAt this point there's very little you could complete the sentence \"George Santos lied about\" that I wouldn't go \"yeah ok that figures.\"", ">\n\nThis headline doesn’t even make the top 10 Santos fibs.", ">\n\n“I’ve gotta go, I’m in a really important bike race right now”", ">\n\nI like this guy. He’s like all the other politicians but with all the skeletons out of the closet. Him and Fetterman are my two favorite so far", ">\n\nI think it’s safe to say at this point that anything Santos has said that is complimentary in anyway is probably a lie.", ">\n\nDouble knee replacement from a college volleyball career and only after he got elected did people not realize this dude is full of shit?", ">\n\nNot the lies we are worried about, but does help solidify the man as a pathological liar.", ">\n\nThis may be the greatest prank stunt ever. If he did it to prove that you can lie at all times and still make it into government. \nFor now I am going with chronic liar." ]

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[ "DAVOS, Switzerland — The president of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, said Tuesday her institution was drafting a new law targeting the region’s green industries, hoping to make Europe the home of clean tech and innovation.\n“We will put forward a new Net-Zero Industry Act ... The aim will be to focus investment on strategic projects along the entire supply chain. We will especially look at how to simplify and fast-track permitting for new clean tech production sites,” she said at the World Economic Forum in Davos.\n“We need to create a regulatory environment that allows us to scale up fast and to create conducive conditions for sectors crucial to reaching net zero. This includes wind, heat pumps, solar, clean hydrogen, storage and others.”\nThe announcement comes just months after the U.S. launched its own Inflation Reduction Act. The sweeping U.S. legislation, which was approved by U.S. lawmakers in August and includes a record $369 billion in spending on climate and energy policies, has received some angry responses among the 27 EU nations. The European Commission, the executive arm of the EU, has previously said there are “serious concerns” about the design of the financial incentives in the package.\nThe EU and the United States have been at odds for several months following Washington’s decision to grant tax credits to citizens buying electric cars made in North America. This poses a threat to investments in Europe and has led European companies to consider potentially relocating stateside.\nThe U.S. Treasury Department issued guidance in late December that would allow EU companies to benefit from certain credits without needing to alter their business models. However, other guidance on how the legislation will be implemented is still outstanding.\n“The EU continues to seek similar, non-discriminatory treatment of EU clean vehicle producers under the Clean Vehicle Credits of the Inflation Reduction Act. This scheme remains of concern to the EU, as it contains discriminatory provisions,” the European Commission said in a statement in late December.\nAmerican officials, including President Joe Biden, have been accused of protectionism. Speaking alongside his French counterpart in December, Biden said: “We can work out some of the differences that exist, I’m confident.”\nBack in October, U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen acknowledged that big changes to the legislation were unlikely.\nWhile discussions with the U.S. continue, von der Leyen wants to cut red tape in Europe and step up green investments.\n“We will prepare a European Sovereignty Fund as part of the mid-term review of our budget later this year. This will provide a structural solution to boost the resources available for upstream research, innovation and strategic industrial projects key to reaching net zero. But as this will take some time, we will look at a bridging solution to provide fast and targeted support where it is most needed,” von der Leyen said in Davos.\nSpeaking to CNBC earlier this week, Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez also said that Europe should learn from the United States when it comes to supporting its green industries.\n“We need to reform some internal aspects of our industrial policies such as state aid, reducing bureaucracy and trying to send a message for the industry worldwide that’s it’s Europe, and of course Spain, that is a good place to locate,” Sanchez told CNBC." ]

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[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump.", ">\n\nStupid Biden should not give the fascist party the tools to strike him down. One can only hope that for 2024 the Dems have a more suitable candidate. If not, Biden will lose to anyone, even Gaetz or MTG." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump.", ">\n\nStupid Biden should not give the fascist party the tools to strike him down. One can only hope that for 2024 the Dems have a more suitable candidate. If not, Biden will lose to anyone, even Gaetz or MTG.", ">\n\nSo he should have hidden the documents instead?" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump.", ">\n\nStupid Biden should not give the fascist party the tools to strike him down. One can only hope that for 2024 the Dems have a more suitable candidate. If not, Biden will lose to anyone, even Gaetz or MTG.", ">\n\nSo he should have hidden the documents instead?", ">\n\nNo he shouldn’t have those. It’s stupid, because this will be the rope the GOP will use to hang him. Damage control with those hypocrits will not be possible." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump.", ">\n\nStupid Biden should not give the fascist party the tools to strike him down. One can only hope that for 2024 the Dems have a more suitable candidate. If not, Biden will lose to anyone, even Gaetz or MTG.", ">\n\nSo he should have hidden the documents instead?", ">\n\nNo he shouldn’t have those. It’s stupid, because this will be the rope the GOP will use to hang him. Damage control with those hypocrits will not be possible.", ">\n\nOnly the political opponent got raided by the fbi" ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump.", ">\n\nStupid Biden should not give the fascist party the tools to strike him down. One can only hope that for 2024 the Dems have a more suitable candidate. If not, Biden will lose to anyone, even Gaetz or MTG.", ">\n\nSo he should have hidden the documents instead?", ">\n\nNo he shouldn’t have those. It’s stupid, because this will be the rope the GOP will use to hang him. Damage control with those hypocrits will not be possible.", ">\n\nOnly the political opponent got raided by the fbi", ">\n\nHmmm I’m sure it wasn’t because Trump and his lawyers repeatedly lied when asked about missing documents while it was Biden’s own staff members who found and turned in the docs found at his house.\nRemember kids, the first letter in maga stands for morons." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump.", ">\n\nStupid Biden should not give the fascist party the tools to strike him down. One can only hope that for 2024 the Dems have a more suitable candidate. If not, Biden will lose to anyone, even Gaetz or MTG.", ">\n\nSo he should have hidden the documents instead?", ">\n\nNo he shouldn’t have those. It’s stupid, because this will be the rope the GOP will use to hang him. Damage control with those hypocrits will not be possible.", ">\n\nOnly the political opponent got raided by the fbi", ">\n\nHmmm I’m sure it wasn’t because Trump and his lawyers repeatedly lied when asked about missing documents while it was Biden’s own staff members who found and turned in the docs found at his house.\nRemember kids, the first letter in maga stands for morons.", ">\n\npot calls kettle black... more news at 9." ]

[ "not only is it hypocritical, it's just plain not comparable. There really isn't any scandal with Biden.", ">\n\nI see this as a chance to show how both sides are not the same. This is not comparable to what trump did, but we should be concerned. The fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into. We have nothing to lose by overturing every rock, and it shows we can be intellectually honest about our own people.", ">\n\n\nThe fact that documents like these were taken from the WH and there was no knowledge of it should be looked into\n\nThat's assuming they were in White House to begin with. That's the problem with this false equivalence: just because Trump removed classified documents from the WH so he could brag that he had them, that doesn't mean that all classified documents originate from the WH. \nThey could have been delivered to his home to read in the first place. Or, they could have been packed and removed from the Naval Observatory. \nThe first part of your comment I agree with, though: let's let the special counsel do their job and let the chips fall where they may.", ">\n\nTotally agree, I am assuming a lot and I didn't realize that. Who knows where the documents came from? We need to find out, and hopefully we will.", ">\n\nThey think the guy who stole a big screen tv should get off scott free while the guy who forgot about the paper towel on the bottom of the shopping cart should get a life sentence", ">\n\nand the guy who forgot about the paper towel went back into the store and paid for it.", ">\n\nRepublicans don’t care about hypocrisy.", ">\n\nIt’s easy to gloss over hypocrisy if you convince yourself that you’re right no matter what. So anything you do is justified if it means accomplishing your goal. Or you’re just a nihilist who thinks all “truth” is solely a matter of consensus. So, for instance, if you convince enough people the Titanic never sunk, who’s to say it didn’t?\nAssholes.", ">\n\n“I’m special because I’m white” - All things and people that bolster this are protected. All facts to the contrary are denied or ignored.", ">\n\nBiden used two words the GOP can’t comprehend.", ">\n\nBiden didn’t take the docs. It was corn pop all along.", ">\n\nThey have definitely reached their peak with this one.", ">\n\nI love how they do mental gymnastics to blame Biden while simultaneously defending Trump for the same crime.", ">\n\nIt’s just as frustrating to see Biden defended while Trump is blamed. Both should be equally accountable.", ">\n\nThey are both being held equally accountable, Biden only gets defended when Republicans make false comparisons between their behavior while being investigated. Biden is fully cooperating with the investigation while Trump has refused to cooperate at every junction until he escalated the situation to the point a raid was required to retrieve the documents.", ">\n\nNothing like republicans trying to hold Biden to standard they’re actively letting trump skate on by. History will show how much republicans of this time were only bent on protecting corporate America. Republicans have. No legs to stand on in any morality argument.", ">\n\nI want it looked into, but Republicans can stop with their outrage, it’s embarrassing.", ">\n\nYeah democrats can be outraged of trump but republicans can’t be about biden. I still think corn pop is trying to frame Biden.", ">\n\nShameless is the GOP’s middle name.", ">\n\nGOP 2024\n\nshamelessly hypocritical", ">\n\nWhat about 2016 and 2020", ">\n\nThere is one big difference. He’s President and complying with law immediately.", ">\n\nThe GOP are shameless cucks, so their actions check out.", ">\n\nThe difference is a few boxes of documents over 35 years. While trump had tens of thousands classified documents delivered directly to his house during and after his presidency in the matter of a few years.", ">\n\nGOP, Party of terrorists, traitors, and hypocrites… I feel like something is missing…", ">\n\n\nI feel like something is missing…\n\nIntegrity? Morals?", ">\n\nLol you’re right they definitely don’t have those too.", ">\n\nGOP has a corner on the shamelessly hypocritical market for a while now.", ">\n\nNot even hypocritical, the situations are entirely different. Literally the only similarity involves the premise documents were not in their proper place. The volume, intention, location, act of removal, accessibility, and use of documents could not be less similar. This is not a “both sides” issue, and should not be treated so.", ">\n\nThey have no shame. Stop assuming they play fair. They absolutely never do. The Republican Party is a threat to the US and should be broken up", ">\n\nHypocrisy is what Republicans excel at.", ">\n\nAgreed, I even saw a Fox News video about the classified documents with President Biden. Wanna know the thumbnail? It was a thumbnail of a picture taken during the raid on Mar-a-Largo. The one of all the classified documents on the floor. The absolute insanity of it all just blows my mind.", ">\n\nLiterally nothing going on here.", ">\n\nIt isn't because of the age of the documents and that it's self reported after going through storage boxes. The National Archives would have come for them 12 years ago if they were important.", ">\n\nYou (R)ubes are all the same. \nWhen it's a Democrat, opening an investigation = automatic guilt. \nWhen it's a republican, opening an investigation = wItCh HuNt OMG!!1!", ">\n\nEach issue is the same. Mishandling of classified materials which should result in revocation of clearance and step down from your position while an investigation occurs to try to determine if these documents leaked. This is what should happen to Biden and Trump. Stop the muh-party moronic thinking. They both fucked up and should be held accountable.", ">\n\nThe only thing this does is almost guarantee trump wont be prosecuted for it. Regardless of different situations or not, they have no reason to charge Biden with anything but if they go after Trump now it looks hyper partisan.", ">\n\nTrump obstructed. Biden did not.\nAnd besides, if Biden did something prosecutable, he should be prosecuted. The fact that Trump's successor did something similar (or even if it was exactly the same thing) does not exonerate Trump.", ">\n\nI 100% agree... if you break the law you should be held accountable... the thing is though that it took 2 years of back and forth for them to get trumps docs and they didnt appoint a special counsel til wayyyyy later.. Biden has 20 documents and is under investigation immediately. \nTrump incited an insurrection and wasnt charged. He bragged about raping someone, still no charges.. he bribed a foreign country while in office... still no charges... he lied under oath, committed tax fraud, etc and is still roaming free.\nHe stole 300+ highly classified documents, claimed he didnt have em, then claimed they were planted, then claimed they were his and STILL no charges.... Trump might as well be exonerated.", ">\n\nI lost it when I saw Tim Ryan running his mouth this morning about needing to see the Delaware home’s visitor logs", ">\n\nI demand to see Tim Ryan’s home visitor logs. Fair is fair. Put up or shut up.", ">\n\nThat is a big portion of the right's modus operandi, though. Why is anyone surprised?", ">\n\nRepublicans justifying treason isn't working out for them at the polls like they thought it would.", ">\n\nIt’s just revenge and grievance politics from the GOP. I hope voters will see that when they vote on 2024.", ">\n\nI understand the details are different. They matter to me. I don’t know how much it matters to a lot of voters who for whatever not understandable reason are on the edge of Republican or Democrat. I’m really worried a lot of “they’re the same” mentality will be born because of this. I don’t understand can we get one bone. Every sliver of progress made is rolled back and declared a waste of money or illegal. This HAD to come out now???", ">\n\n\nWhite House Calls GOP Frenzy Over Biden Classified Docs 'Shamelessly Hypocritical\n\nWhat would you expect?", ">\n\nTrump as president can de-classify which is likely what he already did. Every president has done this, including Obama.\nBiden was VP when he took those documents, VP doesn't have that authority. And it's ironic that they \"keep finding them\", but the first batch wasn't told to us until months later (originally reported to DOJ on Nov 4th - before the election - convenient). They also said, \"That's all of them\" and then found more the next day. Someone is blowing the whistle on them, otherwise this would have been swept under the rug and they would have continued to attack Trump.", ">\n\nStupid Biden should not give the fascist party the tools to strike him down. One can only hope that for 2024 the Dems have a more suitable candidate. If not, Biden will lose to anyone, even Gaetz or MTG.", ">\n\nSo he should have hidden the documents instead?", ">\n\nNo he shouldn’t have those. It’s stupid, because this will be the rope the GOP will use to hang him. Damage control with those hypocrits will not be possible.", ">\n\nOnly the political opponent got raided by the fbi", ">\n\nHmmm I’m sure it wasn’t because Trump and his lawyers repeatedly lied when asked about missing documents while it was Biden’s own staff members who found and turned in the docs found at his house.\nRemember kids, the first letter in maga stands for morons.", ">\n\npot calls kettle black... more news at 9.", ">\n\nHypocrites call hypocrites hypocrites and the hypocrites say that is very hypocritical." ]

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[ "Sounds like something that was given up for the Speakership." ]

[ "Sounds like something that was given up for the Speakership.", ">\n\nKevin cut a ton of shitty deals for that gavel. He didn't care what happened as long as he got his spot." ]

[ "Sounds like something that was given up for the Speakership.", ">\n\nKevin cut a ton of shitty deals for that gavel. He didn't care what happened as long as he got his spot.", ">\n\nParaphrasing Liz Cheney ‘Whenever Mr. McCarthy had the opportunity to do the right thing or to do what serves his political purpose he always chose to serve his political purpose.’" ]

[ "Sounds like something that was given up for the Speakership.", ">\n\nKevin cut a ton of shitty deals for that gavel. He didn't care what happened as long as he got his spot.", ">\n\nParaphrasing Liz Cheney ‘Whenever Mr. McCarthy had the opportunity to do the right thing or to do what serves his political purpose he always chose to serve his political purpose.’", ">\n\nLiz is real high and mighty after doing the right thing once" ]

[ "Sounds like something that was given up for the Speakership.", ">\n\nKevin cut a ton of shitty deals for that gavel. He didn't care what happened as long as he got his spot.", ">\n\nParaphrasing Liz Cheney ‘Whenever Mr. McCarthy had the opportunity to do the right thing or to do what serves his political purpose he always chose to serve his political purpose.’", ">\n\nLiz is real high and mighty after doing the right thing once", ">\n\nI mean that's solidly above average for a republican." ]