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[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\"." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs.." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college..." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters..." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription." ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time" ]

[ "This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.\nIf he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death.", ">\n\nType of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest", ">\n\nThen tells you he ate a salad.", ">\n\nI mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax", ">\n\n....and cause cancer", ">\n\n…Only if you are tossing the salad", ">\n\nAt least I’m the tossed and not the tossee", ">\n\nGeorge Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie.", ">\n\nI heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat", ">\n\nNonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him.", ">\n\naw jeeze", ">\n\nI'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about.", ">\n\nPepe Silvia revealed", ">\n\nI start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, \"CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!”", ">\n\nI open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR...", ">\n\nNone of these people are real", ">\n\nThis dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about.", ">\n\nIt's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top.", ">\n\nYeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.\nHe's bad at it and he keeps doing it.", ">\n\nPathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.\nsource: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it.", ">\n\nGot 2 in mine.", ">\n\nIs he even gay?", ">\n\nWe're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we?", ">\n\nWell, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.”", ">\n\nAnd numerous people calling him anthony devolder so", ">\n\nI would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit.", ">\n\nHonestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress", ">\n\n\nMcCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”\n\nMr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.", ">\n\nAh the old John Barron staffer", ">\n\nI had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said.", ">\n\nI’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from.", ">\n\nIt's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them They really aren't normal-logical or whatever", ">\n\nAnybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?\nLike suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling?", ">\n\nThat's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.\nSeriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.\nThen Santos.\nThe resemblance is uncanny.", ">\n\nThis guy is almost assuredly a spy", ">\n\n\"Oh, spy! I thought you said lie\" - Santos, probably", ">\n\nI feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list.", ">\n\nThis guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me”", ">\n\nHe is a sociopath. \nHis face creeps me out too.", ">\n\nCall me surprised about him lying 🤣", ">\n\nI'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth.", ">\n\nI think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz.", ">\n\nHe's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us.", ">\n\nHe claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall.", ">\n\nHe's 6' 2\" in dating app units", ">\n\nI bet his glasses aren’t even real", ">\n\nI noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's \"at work\" with these really thick dark rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. \nThe glasses are just part of the act.", ">\n\n\nI was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.\n\nHere’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8\nHere he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin\nIn an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this", ">\n\nTrump claims he's 6'3\" but he's shorter than the 6'1\" Obama. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", ">\n\nI bet he survived cancer too", ">\n\nCovid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor", ">\n\nAnd he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about.", ">\n\nAlso he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal", ">\n\nThere was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.", ">\n\nOkay, hear me out.... what if he's just raccoons? Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit. \nJust don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids.", ">\n\n\n\"I'm not like the other girls\", she winks\n\"Neither am I\", I giggle\nBoth of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each\n\"No! Not again!\", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom\nAll 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night", ">\n\nAt this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat.", ">\n\nHe's a puppet of Russian intelligence services.", ">\n\nConman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election.", ">\n\nThis is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. \nLike when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. \nDude likely has some serious mental health problems.", ">\n\nI wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. \nDefinitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day.", ">\n\nThe things to lie about.... Volleyball....", ">\n\nJust look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball", ">\n\nCould have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either.", ">\n\nDoesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard", ">\n\nYou can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected.", ">\n\nSounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended.", ">\n\nThanks for the award!", ">\n\nIf all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”!", ">\n\nAt this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything.", ">\n\nLook at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.\nHe should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least.", ">\n\nIt's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes. \"Volleyball champion\" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of.", ">\n\nThis is probably his most obvious lie.\nHas he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve.", ">\n\nHis ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to.", ">\n\nHe got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer.", ">\n\nWho wants to bet his glasses are fake", ">\n\nEverything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it", ">\n\nAt some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist.", ">\n\nMake this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role. Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump.", ">\n\nI dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump.", ">\n\n\"Yes. I know that.\" - Lt. Dan", ">\n\n\nLt. Dan\n\nAlso famously had knee problems.", ">\n\nThis guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy.", ">\n\nOf course he did", ">\n\nThis guy is just a real all around freak.", ">\n\nWhat an awful person.", ">\n\nWhat is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath?", ">\n\n\"George Santos lied about\" is the new \"Trump lied about\".", ">\n\nHis personality says rat but his face screams child toucher", ">\n\nDon’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity.", ">\n\nThis guy is the perfect Republican.", ">\n\nHe's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold", ">\n\nHe seems to be such a \"Tommy Topper\". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement", ">\n\nThis is true though, as he says he played in a women's league.", ">\n\nThose colleges should be able to sue him for defamation.", ">\n\nHe’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago.", ">\n\nI heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko.", ">\n\nIt is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything.", ">\n\nHe is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying", ">\n\nHe's lied about himself. Trump lies about everything.", ">\n\nForget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow", ">\n\nVolleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool.", ">\n\nGuy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison!", ">\n\nX-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity. He can do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions.", ">\n\nCostanza’s in the building", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time.", ">\n\nBeing the new kid at school can be tough.", ">\n\nName checks out", ">\n\nAre we sure his name is even George Santos at this point?", ">\n\nPretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role.", ">\n\nEven the dudes glasses are fake.", ">\n\nThat was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped", ">\n\nIs this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit", ">\n\nI have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum.", ">\n\nI’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families!", ">\n\nDid you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? \nDid you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? \nDid you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.\nDid you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. \nDid you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? \nDid you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? \nDid you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles?", ">\n\n👊 Nice.", ">\n\nAnd the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything...", ">\n\nI thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War.", ">\n\nTheory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.\nThe result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it.", ">\n\nCan we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it.", ">\n\nWho the hell looks at this man and thinks \"Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude.\" ???", ">\n\nVolleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds", ">\n\nshorter read: \"List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About\".", ">\n\nSay it to me Santos...", ">\n\nMuch easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about.", ">\n\nGAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now.", ">\n\nIt is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US. (at a minimum) \nMakes anyone and everyone look bad.", ">\n\nAre we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake?", ">\n\nTake a drink", ">\n\nMaybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record.", ">\n\nTests should have a truth or george section.", ">\n\nSo this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected.", ">\n\nWas he even born?", ">\n\nThis guy is a cartoon terrorist.", ">\n\nHe looks like a Latin Cartman", ">\n\nThis is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post", ">\n\nHe literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends.", ">\n\nAt this point, I’d start to question if he’s human.", ">\n\nHow is this guy still in power?", ">\n\nWhy even lie about this?", ">\n\nCan’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete? I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions…", ">\n\nImaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined.", ">\n\nMy memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight.", ">\n\nDo we know that his name is really George Santos?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about _____.", ">\n\nThis guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines", ">\n\nThis guy is a sociopath", ">\n\nThe very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true.", ">\n\nThat would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks.", ">\n\nNot that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit.", ">\n\nLies, lies... ALL LIES!!! RIP GOP", ">\n\nAt this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about.", ">\n\nHas this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful?", ">\n\nI still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising", ">\n\nThe title should just be \"George Santos lied about everything\".", ">\n\nHas it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times?", ">\n\nThis guy is mentally ill. Just like Trump.", ">\n\nIf u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left.", ">\n\nThis fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself.", ">\n\nI think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about.", ">\n\nOnly in America. Only in America.", ">\n\nIs his name even George santos? Who knows at this point", ">\n\nAt some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about", ">\n\nIs he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol", ">\n\nHe just really realty wants those robot legs..", ">\n\nI'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about.", ">\n\nName one thing George Santos has NOT lied about.", ">\n\n\"hi my name is George Santos\" but I'm not even positive.", ">\n\nJust look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂", ">\n\nHe is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook.", ">\n\nAt this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception.", ">\n\nHe has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima.", ">\n\nTRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE", ">\n\nI heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights!", ">\n\nWhat a weird thing to lie about. You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars.", ">\n\nMajor Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell", ">\n\nLol wtf why lie about that", ">\n\nIf anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich", ">\n\nSo what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this?", ">\n\nWhat are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life?", ">\n\nCan someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up.", ">\n\nIs this guy mini-Trump?", ">\n\nHi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger.\"", ">\n\nAt this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true?", ">\n\nAt this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has.", ">\n\nOh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey", ">\n\nBaruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale.", ">\n\nAlso he never even went there lol", ">\n\nThis man is being put onto comities. yeah American politics is fucked.", ">\n\nHe looks like he was breast fed until he was 5", ">\n\nThis guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him", ">\n\nIf he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys.", ">\n\nGeorge Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma", ">\n\nKnee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros. There is \"jumper's knee\" -- an overuse injury. But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement. And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career? Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!", ">\n\nAt this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him", ">\n\nEveryday you hear about this fool lied about this or that. What has he said which is actually verified truth?", ">\n\nWhat has he told the truth about so far?", ">\n\nI'm confused about his knees. He didn't go to the school, so he couldn't have been a volleyball star. Got that. But does he have fake knees?", ">\n\nYou could probably start a sub devoted to detailing Santos' lies and it would be one of the busiest places on all of Reddit.", ">\n\nWell since he wasn't in college...", ">\n\nIt’s just easier to assume everything he says is a lie.", ">\n\nThis guy!", ">\n\nHe had his grape NEHI (knee high) replaced when they were empty.", ">\n\nHe's your typical lying politician. He's just lying about stupid shit in addition to the false promises of change while in office.", ">\n\nAre we sure he's even gay at this point? Seems like everything else he's said about himself, down to his name, has been a fabrication.", ">\n\nThank Jesus Dr Santos is on the Health committee. We need a world class otolaryngological oncologist.", ">\n\nThe title alone pisses me off. \nI’m a vet whose knees have been shot (meniscal tears plus inflammation and rearranged insides of the knees) since my AFG deployment and the VA keeps trying to say they’re not a disability/don’t need replacement. \nI’m telling them the truth about what happened and can’t get help. He’s lying about this shit and getting elected.", ">\n\nCan we all agree that George Santos lies about", ">\n\nHe knows conservatives are gullible asf.", ">\n\nI, for one, am shocked!", ">\n\n“George Santos”", ">\n\nIt’s just safer to assume anything out of this person’s mouth is a lie. \nLiterally anything.", ">\n\nYeah like who believed a shady looking nerd with no muscles was a volleyball star?", ">\n\nIt's probably much easier to list what this amoeba-man hasn't lied about. It might even be zero items.", ">\n\nThe lie that got him busted was another lie? Holy cow😂", ">\n\nOkay. This one is hysterical.", ">\n\nWhat IS he truthful about? Let's start there.", ">\n\nThose glasses probably aren’t even real.", ">\n\nWhich part is the lie? the knees, the volleyball, or the college?", ">\n\nI’m shocked that anyone believed he was a star volleyball player. Maybe star basket weaver, but volleyball?!", ">\n\nHis name isn't George Santos. It's Hellen McGillicutty.", ">\n\nAt this point stories about the things Santos was truthful about would be more shocking.", ">\n\nBy now, he's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right?", ">\n\nGeorge Santos lied about being George Santos.", ">\n\nAt this point, I'm not sure whether or not I believe he even has knees", ">\n\nNegroplasty. (\"Eek!, A Penis!\")", ">\n\nI think the list of truths he's repeated is shorter.", ">\n\nAt this point, its getting a bit impressive to me. Don’t get me wrong, he is a total POS and He still needs to go, but this is just a whole new level of don’tgiveafuckism", ">\n\nAnd Republicans could not be more proud.. grooming a whole new generation of grifters...", ">\n\nHis glasses probably aren’t even prescription.", ">\n\nwith all these lies, hes shaping up to be one of the greatest politicians of all time", ">\n\nThey aren't even 100% certain he told the truth about his name and he's going to be handling government secrets?" ]